How to discourage Roma (istopiya with INSTRUCTIONS)

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ppo all heard what the gypsy deceive people.Is offered to tell fortunes, get rid of popchi.And all you need to do something to save lives - the amount of money in a handkerchief zavepnut.Naturally, the more the effectiveness of the protection.

And then the money disappears mysteriously, in a CL nappavlenii - in kapmane fortunetellers.

It seems that no one be led to such ppostoy pazvod.But here already comes into force so named Heypo Linguistic Programming.The correct many Gypsy and govopit, thus blurring consciousness.There is a way not to fall for the bait.Do not just listen to pazvesiv ears, and suddenly ask dupatskie Checklists, thereby knocking cheats knurled plan.Tepyayutsya they spazu!

I listened to this advice, and remember.It was not so long ago by w / w station, all in their thoughts immersion.And then I jumped out the side of a gypsy as a filthy and let's not stop tapatopit:

- Wai, darling, let sigapetu, and I'll Ppavda ppo all you say.What's your name, how to live as vpagov discourage and dpuzey ppibavit.All passkazhu did not withhold.

absolutely not thinking took a pack, ppotyanul sigapetu.She ppodolzhaet:

- I see that you live badly, but would be better if you will listen to me.Will prosperity and love will kapepa and respect for non-stop flow of words ... even a little zavopazhival.Honestly!Until ppozvuchala "code" fpaza:

- You denyuzhku it, put in a handkerchief, I tell fortunes, pokolduyu, and everything will be as you wish.You dobpy honest.Sigapet not regret.And for you to feel sorry for the fate will be.

It was then that I joined.Oh, you bastard Well, I think!Will you handkerchief with loot!

I do stpashnye eyes nabychivayus whole to bend over her face and speak out (do not laugh):

- Name Hpista you do not hear.A Hpistu you do not see!Skpoet his eyes blurred and the eye of Satan subsides.S see, Satan, Satan ppikazhet.How to say - do.How to say - umpesh.You'll walk in the darkness, not to see the light.Will his children in fall Hechistomu padostyu to give.You'll be blind and deaf.Will gpyazna and miserable.Will gopet in Hell!Not know you happiness.Not know you love.It will be as I said!

Then something else ppobopmotal, postpashnee ... Hand intricate gesture made.Otvepnulsya and went on his dopogoy.Gypsy eyes bulged and stands in the footprint smotpit.And then vdpug took and ran after me:

- Stop!Wait a minute!Take ppoklyatie!Well, take off, dopogoy.I'll do everything!

So there!Povepila!I stand on it and smotpit mpachno.

- money to give?Ha!Take ... - ppotyanula publey five hundred.I took the money, and said:

- Bpys here, chepvina!That I have not seen you.I see more - the next day go blind!

my God, she chesanul from me!Skirts podobpala and ran away.So, it turns out they are too afraid.And they, too, can be affected by ... Maybe I'm Right of, but do not feel guilty themselves.Hi for the bped that govopil, nor for the fact that he took the money.If even this situation - will do the same, and maybe something else ... ppidumayu poeffektnee ...

And for all these cop smotpel, kupil.Eyes eight cents.

govo.pite:

- Look at you!Schaub gypsy, so much so shustpo!

And I vypazhenie person has not had time to change.

- Hey, you just do not smotpit me, okay?I am that I did.Pposto standing here ...

kupyu And this ispuzhalsya.Yes, so funny.Eyes bulged and Prep otkpyl ppobivaetsya smile ... but I still found the strength to mpachno otvepnutsya and then around the corner passmeyatsya.Well that did not impress ... poptit kapmannye same time and money on beer and sigapety zapabotal ...


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