Since the beginning of the fight against the notorious "Russian mafia" acute shortage of media in the "great and mighty" began to feel the law enforcement agencies such exotic countries like, say, Singapore or Japan.
Specially designed "Russian department" whose employees studied classical Russian language of the 19th century, and even with the dictionary, "do not cut" is not only thieves hair dryer, but in ordinary speech the usual English speaking individual sample end of the twentieth century, and could notdeal with such basic tasks, such as interrogation of the arrested Russian sailor.
Procedural punctual Japanese carefully and, alas, literally transcribed every word of the detainee, and then long puzzled, but what have the proper "female dog", "prostitute" and "engage in sexual activity mother?"
example transcript of this strange interrogation conducted by the police in Hokkaido, we bring to your attention.
«- Where did your ship?
- Where necessary, from there, the sales woman, and it was.
- reply directly to my question!
- Why am I, a woman selling, you straight to your question covered in feces will be responsible?
- Your captain said that your ship has come from Nakhodka.It's true?You acknowledge that fact?
- This, the sales woman, the captain, a female dog, chases, sales woman, and you, to have sex in the mouth, believe him!It is you, the sales woman navret, and you, the female dog, believe it!
- For what purpose were you in his cabin weapon?
- In a male-sexual-body cabin ?!What is on the male sexual organ guns ?!
- two Makarov pistols.
- yes them, a woman selling me some nude penis head tossed!
- Are you sure this is not your guns?
- Here, the sales woman!I say: it is not my "Makarov".
- How do you explain the fact that two pistols were found your fingerprints?
- What, female sexual organ, the fingers?
- your.
- Fuck you in the internal female sexual organ!
- Do not swear, and respond.Confession ease your fate.
- I do not know any penis!The sales woman you are!What were arrested for?The female dog!
- You have not arrested but only detained.A few hours later the prosecutor will review our performance and will decide whether to sign a warrant for your arrest or not.
- buttocks with a handle!Prosecutor penis!You Kuriles its covered with feces, want to get!Here you are at us and mock, sales woman!
- Kuril Islands are not to blame!Answer the question about the gun!
- sexual organ walrus male, and not the "answer"!
- Stop swearing!For what purpose do you want to bring a gun?Who do you want them to sell or transfer?
- the male sexual organ you bald, and not "pass"!I do not want any talking penis, a woman selling!
- Where did you get the gun?
- Fuck you in the male sexual organ with these guns!
- you bring the guns with them from Nakhodka?
- From male -polovoy-organ odki!
- From Vladivostok?
- From male organ -polovoy-time!
- and you're not clear to express?
- I am selling a woman, clearly expresses: scram to engage in sexual activity mother! »
The confused the Japanese police, realizing that it is necessary to temporarily move to another subject, changing its tactics.But it is waiting for another disappointment:
«- your marital status?
- Huh?
- Do you have family?
- What, on the male sexual organ, the family?On the male sexual organ my family?Well into her buttocks, this family!
- Which of your relatives in Russia, we can be contacted to inform them of your arrest?
- I am selling a woman, you prostitute, officially declare that, firstly, no-covered feces Kuriles you from us any penis you will never get, and, secondly, the sales woman, anyone sellingwoman did not need to report.I myself, the sales woman, who should let you know! »
And you say," mysterious Russian soul »...
Articles Source: RUNET
