Doctors Hospital resuscitation of Donetsk Kalinin told the bike.
during the European Football Championship hospital by ambulance entered the patient - a young Englishman with a wild poisoning.Ardent young man all the time trying to get away in a deep coma, but our doctors have him die from overeating.Man returned from the dead.Anglchanin came to, looked around and noticing St. Peter's dirty curse.
turned out, the young man went to the supermarket and - fucking shit !!!- Ohrenel.Such an abundance of alcohol for the price of 5.10 euros, he had never seen.Also, he had never seen such a large number of red caviar, which is banned in the Kingdom as food.And here - flown, would be money ...
And he had - 70 pounds in UAH equivalent.He ran.Having bought 5 bottles of "little white" and 1 kg of red caviar, the Englishman arranged a holiday in honor of English football.And I ate the same in English: drink a glass of vodka and drink it ... cup of red caviar.Then the cycle repeats.
the fifth bottle bank and fourth calf of his digestive tract had sprung a leak.Donetsk doctors in the form of the Archangel Gabriel brought back to earth the poor fellow.
briefly.
A day "fast" back guy back.With the same features and Vodka, caviar smell everywhere.Losing consciousness, the Englishman politely greeted with familiar resuscitation and went into nirvana.Tear it out with difficulty, he managed to see the Buddha and his singing elephants.Infusing Englishman vedernuyu enema, doctors advised to go at least for a separate power supply - not to interfere with protein kilo liters of alcohol.
Anglo-Saxons understood.Consciously.
And the next day again came to the hospital as a prince - in the carriage of "first aid" in the pages surrounded in white coats.According to him, before the start of a new life, he decided how to mark the end of an old one.
resuscitation team neighing loudly.Especially when the Englishman told the doctor: "Hello, Alexander!" And hiccupped.On the anniversary, the third week, gastric lavage to look even ran out of the morgue.
particularly amused all waking Englishman desire to learn how to transfer the money to the hospital for treatment.Upon learning that we have free medicine, the Englishman tried a fourth time to fall into a coma.
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