• - Hello, this Olya ... Do you remember me?Still, almost 30 years have passed.We in the eighth grade had an affair.You have fought for me with the boys from next door and once jumped off a bridge ... ... I dragged a huge bouquet bought at the last money.He said he fell in love for life.
- I remember, of course ...
- Are you married?
- No, it did not work somehow ...
- I also divorced.I have an excellent suggestion.Let's meet, whether that ...
- Ol ... I have an even better offer.Maybe we should not.
• It has been observed that critical days will bring you much more fun if they just begin during the pregnancy test.
• Three mouse argue who is the coolest:
- At our house trap is, so I usually go up, right hand cheese receive, trap is triggered, and the left handle of intercepts and with it before eating some more exercises do.
- And we, when the poison scatter, I take a razor, this thing crumbles finely in track stack and then through the nose retracts - cool thing!
third sadly thinks, then suddenly turns around and leaves.Those two
him cry - that, they say, nothing to tell?He turns:
- No, just sad with you.I will go home better.Cat love.
• - Honey, my shoes will need ten thousand ... I exaggerated or understated as you think?
• Features a national work: the more done today, the more undone tomorrow.
• As a child, Jolie Anzhlina like all children climbed pinching raspberries neighbors, for what often received at his lips.
• The family of Captain Black Hundreds Petrenko was born Jewish child.The boy feels disgusting.
• Lvov brothel.March.
rooftop cat and the cat, carried away by each other, suddenly fall from the roof and breaking into a pancake.Little boy watching this, took cats and rang the doorbell.Opens "Madame»:
- Madam, there your advertising from the roof fell.
• Christina Aguilera decided to hang himself, when she learned that she and Aguilera - namesake.
• Also strange failures in life, there are other joys.
• In a train compartment sitting German, American, Chinese and typok.They sit silent.Each paspipaet desire to show their superiority.A Chinese man stands up, walks to the window, pulls out bags of rice bag and throws it napyzhy.Loudly announces:
- We have this stuff in bulk!
Immediately an American goes to the window and throws out the window pack of dollars:
- We have this stuff in bulk!
typok After it moves to the German and whispers in his ear:
- Look, just not stupid!
