Surprise under the Christmas tree

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Gennady Petrovich - the creator and owner of one undivided large Moscow branch of business with a bunch of metastases at the very New Year push off for a week to warm their bones.Where exactly - does not matter, the main thing - on the sunny side of the earth.

Chief Financial Officer Angela received final instructions:

- you come, look here.Sudden movements do not do anything new without me not to.I wonder, too, do not pull, unless that urgent.Give me a break from all of you.

- Good.I realized Gennady.Everything will be fine, rest in peace.A few days later the New Year, and then the weekend lull.What could be new?

Immediately after landing Gennady Bali, Angela middle of the night woke SMS-ka Chef:

- flew normally.You urgent task: to dispose of, all (!) Our employees and branches in Moscow received a 13th salary + bonus of $ 1,000.This is very important and very urgent !!!See to it that the money was given to the New Year!

Angela finally woke up, quickly calculate what it will cost and do not understand the motives of the chief, wrote a response:

- With the soft landing you, Gennady.I do not know who the 13th salary and bonus?

- all our employees, without exception!Do not try to understand, just do.

- Gennady, but - it's about 40 million rubles.

- Angela, I'll pay you to count my money and not bargain with me!If you are unable to complete the task, I charge it to Paul.Still have questions?

- no questions, Gennady Petrovich.I just specified.Everything is done, do not worry.Have a nice holiday and a Happy!

Angela did not let down, run all the "one hundred."All employees of the corporation, before the New Year had pleasantly surprised the unexpected arrival of a round sum at their cards.That is a concern for people who do not say anything ...

After a long and happy holidays generous Gennady Petrovich, only had that to organize a large collection, sweet smile, congratulate the Happy New Year and added:

- Although our performance in the pastyear and were far from ideal, but still, as you all have noticed, I have decided - well in advance to encourage the whole team for the future, to stimulate, so to speak.So you really try ...

This chef has slightly recovered from the blows that overtook him, and on the day of arrival from Bali tanned poor little Kondraty not enough.

What happened was this.

First Airport angry Gennady moved to the nearest office of mobile communication with the claim: what the fuck I have not worked roaming?And now, in the Moscow phone furychit!

soon became clear that before the New Year in one of the offices came a guy catch a reader's card showed the name of Gennady P. Lerner and asked for a new sim-cards instead of lost.

He was given ...

Who was this Santa, to find out it was not possible - it is a lot of staff Gennady Petrovich, and as an evil - all so creative ...

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