Sometimes the name of the imported goods can not be translated, and sounds so that in Russian can not say in polite company.And how then to be?
One firm was selling different interesting electronic pieces.Its main clients were craftsmen, "diy", who love to sit at your leisure with a soldering iron.And then brought to the office a remarkable device, which, as in advertising, "and film shows and chicken fry."Priborchik how priborchik in a plastic housing, the size of a little more than a pack of cigarettes.However, for small money - crazy Chamber.
devices flew like hot cakes, did not have time to bring up the warehouse.And all would do, but Soup were overseas and were called "X hey wee."In large buildings it was written "XEP".Managers and customers long puzzled those languages "ikseypi" and quickly moved to clear all Russian short word.And away we go.
Girl secretary translates incoming call to the manager:
- Petrov, warehouse call.Your dick tomorrow will bring.
manager reared, screaming loudly into the phone:
- Why am I the only one dick?I ordered two!Hacks!More brains Skurov, two forgotten how to count!
Colleagues OS warehouse do not stay in debt:
- You, Peter, anatomy poorly taught in school!Why do you need just two dick?We do not believe me, go to the toilet, check yourself, how many men have to.Only one did, and take it as it is.
scolded two managers:
- Where's my dick?There was in fact?You touched Semenov?What for?
- Yes, customer question arose, I wanted something to see.
- View he wanted!You're my dick with his dirty hands not to paw!Take your and do with it what you want!
short, solid peremat mother went to the office.Once the authorities heard in the course of a telephone conversation with the customer:
- Speak, you dick unstable work?Come see why you can not.Tested.Do not worry, we have the experienced staff.
Director terribly frightened that it will draw for the content of the secret brothel, and forbade to pronounce the name of Russian letters.A couple of weeks selling "X hey wee" fell.Called a meeting, we began to think, what to do.
Maybe ads run?Quickly pile of something like "Buy X hey wee!" And go!- Suggested Head of Sales.He experienced the strongest of all, as responsible for the sales of goods.
- Yeah, you thought your head that people read on advertising?"Buy XEP!" Or: "We have the best Hera!Come! "The large letters on the fence.More images corresponding to pick up in the theme.Then one will not get a fine.All jailed for pornography - Director besieged it.He did not like to spend money on advertising.
- Here we have a recent lecture on ergonomics, examples are given, - timidly entered the discussion courier.He brought the paper to the director and waited quietly in the corner.
- Who's there blather?What is the ergonomics of this?- I got against unexpected interlocutor Head of Sales.- Take the documents and get out of here!
- Wait a shout, let the student tell - Director besieged it.- Let's hear what he taught at the institute.
- Ergonomics is the science of this.Learning how to make that person more comfortable work - murmured the courier.
- Yeah.Science moonlight.You learn in what institute?- Sarcastically I asked the head of sales
- The Polytechnic - effaced courier.- If the person to work comfortably, his performance povyshaetsya.- He took the papers and turned to leave.
- So, wait - the director stopped the courier - tell me that there is a piece of performance?
- In World War II the Americans noticed that the defeat of the Japanese in the battle despite the equality of arms and all sorts of Japanese kamikazes.The cause found - in English, average word length - 5 letters in Japanese - 13. That is, until the Japanese to explain what was happening, the Americans had long shot ... Then just appeared at the Americana habit of giving short names, nicknames like herand alien aircraft, ships and other equipment - rattled courier.- For example, the device with the name of three letters.
- Not rumbles - grimaced direktor.- And in the Russian language which the average length of a word?
- 7 letters.And we vowels longer than the English.Of less than a word, the better.
- Obviously!The client simply does not wait until there is our managers 'ikseyyypiii' phone pull, and throws the phone - summed direktor.- Here sales and fell.
- And what we do we do with this device three letters?- Withered head of sales.- In Russian-mate in English - could not pronounce and do not sell.
- Prick with him by a dick with the foreign - decided director.- If the client - a man, let him speak as it is, money is more important.Well, the ladies have politely in English.And there, staring, and all sell out.
At that decided to do.
Articles Source: 100story.ru
