If the party you hinted that you sat, it is better to lie down so as not to irritate the owners concerned.
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Guys believe that the more a woman grud- the less her brains ... I think all the way around !!!The more women grud- the smaller brains from men !!!
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The most important thing when working with a computer - not to give him to understand that you're in a hurry ....
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Many people in Egypt, Turkey and Cyprus want to go to Russia ... to finallysee where is the Russian was so tired, then just to relax ?? !!!
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The brain is endowed with everyone but not everyone understood the instructions.
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coffee and cigarettes ... - sounds good.Tachycardia and lung cancer - somehow not so!
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enema This place can not be changed, and place a kiss varies widest range of ...
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If a family is not going well, we should not put furniture on Feng - Shui, and sleep in the Kama Sutra.
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Unfortunately, mosquito net keeps only well-fed mosquitoes, and then - only indoor ...
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dove of peace and shits on you somehow are not hostile ...
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Ladies!If your husband is bad cope with their conjugal duties in moments of intimacy, try periodically to whisper in his ear: "bite !!!"or "strike !!!".Perhaps his sudden jerks in your life will bring at least some variety ...
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In recent decades, the chemistry has made a huge step forward.It is a pity that in the food industry ...
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After sex, the mood is always improving!The conclusion is clear: a good mood is transmitted through sex!
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Do you want to drive a person to MS - give him a loan.
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said Moses really wanted to do as Susanin.But it did not work - it's not you Jewish Poles ...
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Loving grader has 20 portfolios in the day.
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to become known in the 21st century does not have to be a genius, handsome or an outstanding leader.It is enough to come to school in their underwear.
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life, like sitting on the Internet: there is no sense, and do not want to leave!
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On the Internet you can be anyone.It is strange that many people prefer to be idiots.
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slow movement prolongs life.Proved turtle.
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-law - is the mother of an ideal son, who is not terribly lucky with his wife.
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Family life - this is when you want-not, you want it!
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