employees of our department in the Institute of Nikolai Alexandrovich Alexandrov ((emphasis on the "O") is different from his constant positive and some exaggerated sense of humor.
All of us, from time to time, become the heroes of his drawings, which are then, ina folklore, were walking in the institute corridors and the smoking room.
But once Alexander himself became a hero and, at the same time, a victim of his own jokes.
Somehow, it is absolutely not a sunny day, he came to work in the dark glasses that are more stressedrather than hide the impressive sizes a bruise under his left eye.
Closer to lunch became known and, in fact, history.
The night before Nikolai Alexandrovich did not sleep well. The wife is already snoring on his right (the fact that it was the right and is a womanbig and physically strong, then played a fatal role).
two daughters were married and lived separately.Talk was absolutely no one.Lying, looking at the dark ceiling, it was boring.Easy touching his wife's shoulder, he said:
- Lucy, do not sleep?Lucy just shrugged, which meant - leave me alone.Then, in a voice full of remorse and tragic at the same time, Alexandrov said:
- I can not live with it, I can not lie to you for so long.I should have told you long ago, but I was afraid ...
stopped snoring the right, from which Nikolai drew the correct conclusion that he had a careful listener.Once again, sadly sigh, he gave:
- Our second daughter from you ... With a cry: "The dog! When you walk up already ?!"- Lucy, was developed as a spring and slammed her husband swiped from the right.
A few minutes later, already in the kitchen, trying to stop going from a broken nose bleed, Alexandrov heard the tumultuous and inconsolable sobs coming from the bedroom, suddenly stopped.
Then came Lucy, from the refrigerator frozen chicken and handed it to her husband, saying:
- on, apply to the bruise was not.
By his own testimony, Nikolai after this incident fell asleep like a child.But Lucy tossed up in the morning.
Articles Source: prikolisti.com
