Wherever there was a person, he was always surrounded by a mystic.From early childhood, ever invented nannies unintelligent "babayki", from early childhood of mankind the world outside the cave was inhabited not only very real tigers and wolves, but also creatures of fear and fantasy - really, I must say, fertile couples.It is not surprising that when people began to learn the Internet, this new, unusual for a habitat, it slowly but surely began to inhabit all sorts of myths, superstitions, a new (or adapt old) evil.In these circumstances, shaman drum - not only replicated a joke, but a justifiable need.
easy and instant transformed into a web of superstition - the famous chain letters.Known in the days of ancient Egypt, these wishes for happiness in the case of delivery to multiple addresses in the network to adapt and become a kind of so massive that some email service providers to spam their rank.To fight this scourge in two ways - dutifully forwarded to friends and acquaintances all received or ignored.In the hope that someday the flow stops.
There are already centers for the victims of the evil eye and spoilage, induced via the Internet.In order not to fall into the clutches of a network of evil sorcerers and digital is not recommended upload photos, especially children, to place any other personal information.
unclean until slightly.The most famous of them - Homovoy, a relative of brownies or gremlins, as you know perfectly mastered the technique.Unhappy hosts Homovoy corrupts or erases HTML, confusing sound files when coming guests, erases the image or changing them he liked, such as the next fifteen portraits Man'ula - in short, behave like houses, living from negligent owners.
Homovogo possible and even easy to appease.Put into the main directory of the sweet image, entitled "hhh.gif".Homovoy distracted her, appreciate the effort and stop bullies.However, if you accidentally delete the file, Homovoy angry harder and harder to soothe him.Just do not try to give Homovomu demotivators, pornography, or self-portraits against the backdrop of carpets, the consequences will be unpredictable!Best fit lovely scenery, puppies or kittens.By the way, an Internet cat loves all evil, keeping up with the one that is found in the real world.No wonder this popularity has reached cult His Naipusheysteystva Manul, as popular sites like kotomatritsy.
addition Homovogo Internet Network inhabit virtual host and three sisters witches Man, Heim and Manya.Network - this is exactly the evil spirit, which in the worst possible moment knocks connection.And if he dislikes what site - do not live it on the web, you can send in advance in the virtual - cemetery sites.A sister lured accidents online pornography, computer games, and pyramid schemes.And if the network can appease special small banner with the sister's just better not to get involved.
specific signs begin to appear, are downers, the Internet is increasingly becoming a place, a magical country, and not just a means of communication and production information.For example, the keyboard Strait coffee, it is necessary to immediately press three times key Esc, to avoid damage to the computer.
- If the morning often come across links leading to nowhere, or even worse to sites with religious content that stops working, nothing good in this day you have not tried and tested.
- If in the morning you have breakfast on the stove will burn (which is often the case with active Internet users) - then for dinner fall mail-server.
- If the letter (e-mail, of course, is still there others?) Randomly send to another address, on three days, you can calm down, the destination appears.
- If you accidentally call the name of the person in real life friend network, then the last three days will not appear on the web.And people would be offended, you never know what the names are from your network of friends.
- to raise the reputation of your website put at the end of each page three points.
- you want to be understood correctly?Put at the beginning of each message three plus sign +++
- If you do not work hotmail.com - is memory loss.And you, not the computer.Again, forget breakfast on the plate or not remembered the request of relatives or superiors.
- In the dream, as it is not necessary to walk on the broken link - to the separation, in the loss (to lose money).
- On the "wrong" in reference to press a dream is not worth it - it's an unnecessary trip to the big spenders.
Webmaster at all to anything good does not dream, even just to see him - to visit at your workplace disgruntled bosses.Especially not good to see it, if you are currently sleeping in the face of the keyboard.Talking to him will lead to quarrels and scandals in real life.And blame the webmaster is not perfect - the dream to die, banned favorite account or cutting off the Internet for a long period.
If you wake imprinted on the face of the keyboard - a dream come true likely.
By the way, there is a legend that there are blogs, ongoing themselves after the death of the owner, there are characters in online games, which are impossible to trace.These are the souls of those people who spend more time on the Internet than in real life, who died while on the web.
P.S. And a little advice - if you want to improve the security of your computer, hang over him trap viruses.It is woven just like a trap again, only you can decorate it with such scraps of wires.
Articles Source: myjulia.ru
