Business lunch in Moldovan (offer is valid at the end of the working day by candlelight)
cream soup with whitewash, and primed
cutlets wallpaper samolepnye fried in the wiring to the golden-red crust policeman
compote of fresh squeezedtap water
Pita food (no wiping)
Lean business lunch for those who are on duty (a package of proposals submitted in the morning, works all day)
"Okroshka bread" - a plastic bag with a gruel of chopped beforehand slices
"cream soup tomato" - plastic bag with fresh tomatoes
"Herb sausage" - a meat dish, subjected to heat treatment summer temperatures until the characteristic color, smell and effects
"pie home" - a dish-bundle, forgotten at homethough pockets pie
"Tea Chinese Flower" - fresh hot water in the Chinese thermos with flowers
Business Lunch in the Moscow (Offer valid lunchtime and before closing the restaurant)
"Kompotnenadospeshu" - the first and seconddish served at the same time.
"Nuistopochku" - dessert.
"Eschepozhaluy" - dessert.
"Grafinshobnebegat" - dessert dessert dessert.
"Oydeya" - served as an account is removed from the pocket hand.
in Business Lunch (served blonde and brunette in a lunch break)
Soup "Capital gloss" - soup with clean water, selected from the best water well Venice, with the addition of natural salt gathered on the sunny coast of Austria.Served in a bowl with the bottom mirror with a hairbrush and lipstick.Ideal keeps your figure.Calories: 0 kcal.
Roast "Figured glamor" - blocks of ice with natural mountain alpine slopes Sweden, fried in a deep fryer with natural English sea salt collected at the bottom of the Pink sea.Ideal transforms your figure.Calories: 40 kcal less.
Set cakes "think" - is served in the form of sealed probnichki flavored with pieces of paper, identical to natural smells of cakes.
Assorted menthol cigarettes "Amazing" - a dessert that resembles a set of multi-colored toothpicks filter.Served with the wish of the same figure.Calories: 0 kcal.Calories eaten mistakenly filter - only 0.02 kcal, do not worry.
In each visitor to a gift - pink pendant to mobile.Calories: 0 kcal.
Our specialties
Salad "The Flying Dutchman" - a dish ghost truffles, caviar and nightingale tongues, brought to the end in the form of additional lines in the lead.
"Universal dogbek" - on request you can take home all the container that is not eaten other visitors this month.
Recipe from our Chef:
"Doshirak stuffed with meat and vegetables"
One box of instant noodles to eat thoroughly clean the inside of the garbage, wash with soap and running water, disinfected with alcohol and dried.Stuffed with stewed meat and vegetables to the upper rim.Serve with condiments, herbs and Chilean wine.
Japanese menu
"Yaki-flopping" - fried tortillas with Fuji mountain pastures (large diameter dish, bought for four).
"Vodyvody-stsuki" - soaked in vinegar slices of fiery red pepper stuffed with ground black pepper and fried in spicy mustard sauce.
"Bigi-maki" in California - Dish-board with six Big Macs, svezheprivezennymi sea of fast food restaurants in California.
"to lie in wait-ryaki" - traditional Japanese chopsticks and hara-kiri if it seemed tasteless.
"Vassabdurili" (traditional Japanese horseradish) - a dish that is ordered, but traditionally did not appear.
"Misko-stingy" - a traditional Japanese soup on the bottom of a clay thimble.Served with a toothpick dipping.
"Magnifier soup" - a traditional Japanese soup with a magnifying glass.Served on a large tray with a magnifying glass for contemplation.Razglyadevshy soup - second portion free.
"Lo-maki" - the traditional samurai bricks for hot-dinner conversation and bragging to the geishas.They do not eat, just break.
"Vodkapivo-Cola" - traditional Japanese drinks traditionally served in Japanese restaurants all within Russia.
"Cheese ugh" - a traditional dish of soy cheese, served the chewed.
"Next-yourself" - the traditional Japanese dish of raw fish food, you want to cut and fry.It is served with fish-hammer, sword-fish and fish-frying pan.
Menu for diehard vegetarians
Salad "Children's House" - from tens and hundreds of soybean sprouts, ruined during infancy and watered from above with oil, squeezed from their parents.
Soup "Requiem" - severed heads of Brussels sprouts, cooked slowly live in salt water with floating pieces of dead bodies around parsley and dill.
Hot dish "Mausoleum" - whole organisms elderly peppers Bulgaria torn internal organs, for the courage embalmed inside lumps of bodies of young carrots, silent bow and defenseless potatoes, pulled out of their natural habitat on the surface, dead and finely dissected using sharp steel knives.
Compote "Your name is unknown" - a decoction of the carcasses unidentified nameless fruit with the addition of refined sugar crystals, for which production had to kill hundreds of beet organisms.
green napkins with the logo "Greenpeace" for washing hands, produced from the bodies of the proud trees of the taiga, in the prime of life unshaven inmates killed using a saw and flour milled in the paper along with the unique nesting of bark beetles are endemic.
Bon appetit!
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