When I was on vacation, then my next girlfriend was a teacher of Russian language and literature at the time of entrance examinations brought to checking applicants essays of a very prestigious university.I do not know whether it is a violation or not, but now the masterpieces of the young mind she took home.Having nothing to do once they revered, and could not help to copy the most outstanding pearl.I give it like it is:
"Sochenenie"
In one depotrtamente lived was official.His name was Abkaky Abkakovich.Last it was shoes.He was malinky, plyugavonky, slepynky, with a bald head and marschisty all litzy.
worked Abkaky tyutyulyarnym advisor.The whole year niperestovaya Bashmakov wore boots and only once a year to change the gasket.Abkaky was not much prevlekatelnoy and none of the officials did not want to oddavat his honor.Somebody did not know from where came the miserable bureaucrat's office.All it kakby plyuvali.The first visitor to Suva under his nose a piece of paper and started to rewrite it Abkaky.Shoe was very labor-intensive and loved his business ... "
The following essay was devoted to Pushkin" Dubrovsky ". (Then I'll give the texts with the correct spelling and punctuation).
I read:
" There was a lot of money Troyekurov, peasants, girls under the fence, gender and communications.Eating and drinking alcohol it without interruption.Troyekurov treat people with malevolence and evidence sometimes descends upon them dogs and bears.Farmers respected master for the financial well-being.Officials trepeschali over Troyekurov that, on his part, was a big prankster and ham.Troyekurov was also a foodie: twice a week he guzzle like a pig, and unwell. "
Next is going jamb. For example, a summary of the" Song of Wise Oleg ":
" One astrologer said Oleg thathe will die from a horse.Oleg shouted at the astrologer, but the horse has passed.Past many years.Once Oleg went to the cemetery animals.There he waited for the end of life.The astrologer was right in the corpse personal horse prince was got viper.She bit him in the leg, and he suspended his way of life. "
But how accurately analyze student love Oblomov to Olga e:
" Oblomov Olga loved you?Yes, but somehow in Russian: prone, sluggish and short ".
completely different love developed between Onegin and Tatiana :
" At first Tatiana dearly loved Onegin, and he did not see in his eyes.When Tatiana, a red from shame, confessed Onegin in love, he told her so cold lyrics that would be better if he did not.And then she froze Tatiana and Eugene decided to start all over again.But it was too late.Fire cold and numb coals ... "
particularly touching, of course, women's images. Fine, let's say, Bulgakov's Margarita :
" Margarita smeared bold healing cream, sat on the broom and flew toward his luck ".
About Natasha Rostova :
"Beautiful Natasha went out of her some deep inner places outside it was average.For example, it has been a tremendous unsightly mouth is not eclipsed by her beauty ".
probably the largest number of revelations written about the" War and Peace ":
" During the meeting, Prince Andrew with oak much in his head fellin place ".
" Napoleon is known to have fat thighs, that disgusting, vile shaking, not from the Russian cold, and from the negative character ".
" Pierre could see the stars in the sky, repented in the cult of Napoleon, became friendlywith the people, and the tears stood out on his cheeks kind ".
Karataev Plato was all Russian, and all, as a national bun."
Many new we learn from the writings of Dostoevsky and :
"Raskolnikov lived in this coffin without the most basic amenities."
"Svidrigailov - limited moral man, he went dream girl."
"Sonia Marmeladova very poor, she is forced to deal with a sellout of his own body on the street for nothing."
"cutting the head of an old woman money-lender cleaver, Raskolnikov is thinking seriously about the meaning of life."
lacking in the writings and poetry :
"At the end of the poem Block" Twelve, "Christ is the first in a white bonnet of roses, and the second - a dozen sailors apostles ..."
"Vasily Terkin always fun Hochmawarming the souls of soldiers the villagers. "
new generation chooses concrete .It does not like abstract reasoning.The new generation tersely.If we write, then write in the case.The boy in the school where she worked, this is my girlfriend, I said you should write essay on "The dog - a member of my family" .Boy writes:
"Dog Jack - a member of our family. Our member of a large, hairy and kind. At night, a member of sleeping on the mat, and in the afternoon running around the wasteland, playing with other dogs, members of other families. Our members always wet,cold nose. When to visit us guests come, they pat our member, and he tries to climb up to her knees. As a member of our hungry, he was all covered with saliva. When our member gets sick, we take it to the vet ... "
Sometimes students write essays and presentation on historical themes :
"ancient Slavs engaged abortnichestvom."
"Ivan the Terrible was a tyrant. He killed his son and the boyars. Across the country, walked his dogs blyudolizy and brooms, which marked the guardsmen."
"We can not idealize Peter, he also had some shortcomings and failures, for example, he often personally killed people, tearing teeth subordinates loved to pass one by one glass of alcohol ..."
"Specifically uprising in 1825 failed. Thea result of the royal showdown all the major authorities Decembrists were eliminated on visIlitse. The country was covered with darkness the king's. "
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