Here's a Christmas podborochka ...
New Year - a new hope to change their lives for the better, nothing to do without.
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As the New Year meet, so you should be.
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true friend - someone who, instead of oranges, champagne and chocolates comes to visit with mezim, festalom and activated carbon.
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wake up the morning of 1 January, Baba Yaga - not so bad, and suddenly in bed Bag of Bones will ...
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Why morning of January 1 comes Santa Claus with beer?
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the playground indignant woman:
- My baby has moved down a hill and crashed into a tree.What a fool does so slides?
- So to trees 200 meters!- It surprised passerby.
- So what?And if the child snot?
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-My dear, let's spend the New Year in bed?
- Well, come on.Who'll call?
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for the new year I will sit under the tree and wait until someone will be happy to have such a gift.
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- Oh, boy, ask what you want?
- Tablet PC iPad.
- With your poem.Our Tanya crying out loud, dropped into the river ... what?
- Ball.
- the boy's right, there's your ball, but you're talking about - the computer.
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Nothing paints the New Year's table, like a firecracker in Olivier ...
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not peresidit the Internet, and the new 2012 year will not cope, and update.
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Dear Grandfather Frost, it so happened that I was born with three legs ... I know you all can.Please do that shoes fell ....
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Hello old fart!I have two years you will not believe it!Peter S., 46 years
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6-year-old girl climbed on his knees to Santa Claus, who visited a kindergarten for the offspring of the "new Russian".
- What do you want as a gift, dear child?- He asks her.The child looked at him sternly, frowning and issued:
- You're that fat bastard, is not got my fucking "soap"?
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teacher:
- What you will be on New Year's Eve?
Seth raised her hand:
- I'll put on a red tee shirt and a red skirt.I'll be a fox.
teacher:
- Good for you, sit down.And you who will, Anya?
Anya:
- I'll chanterelles.I wear orange pants, a jacket and a fluffy tail.
teacher:
- Little Johnny, and you'll whom?
Vovochka:
- I wear brown socks, brown sweater and brown varezhki.Ya will turd.
teacher:
- Poor Little Johnny, get up into the corner.
Vovochka:
- And from there I'll stink!
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If night pripret fat uncle with a red nose and shove you in the bag ... not crazy!Just someone asked you to Santa Claus New Year.
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New Year a success, if January 1, ashamed, but do not remember to whom ....))
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If you want you to have all the good, put onNew Year's under the pillow chocolates and the next morning you will have everything in chocolate.
Articles Source: Runet
