Aries - he (she) likes jokes flat and short.From the outset it was clear where to laugh.The special affection and admiration cause jokes like: "And that's how give him on the head, hooves, and he threw back."Immediately it becomes fun and even bored ...
Taurus - Give it a serious joke, heavy, tugodumnye.If we laugh, you prepare for this exciting process.Thoroughly and continuously.Jokes like about how poor the rich are deceiving themselves are cashing in on this.And jokes about savings.Example: "Russian bought a new car last model, the wheels of pure gold, platinum door of the highest standard, the wheel diamonds and all that, but do not travel by car.He is asked: Why are you not ride?- Is not profitable, gasoline eats a lot ... ยป
Twins - c these guys do not mess (in the sense of a finger in her mouth no luggage - bite).They love to make jokes about everything and without cause, because the mind is flexible, sharp tongue, upturned nose, and the nature of - you know, fun.They like jokes about roads, about cars, about everything that moves ... would laugh when the funny, the first of the narrator, and then above all, to whom never came.If a silly anecdote, others will laugh, but he did not.Everyone will think - the anecdote about him, will laugh even louder, but he did not ... He will have the last laugh when all go away.Struck by their own stupidity and intelligence.
Cancer - it can entertain jokes with a good ending.In order not to get upset.Something about love, such as the mother-in-law-in-law fell in love.And he told her something repaid.Cancers becomes so much fun that they begin to cry with laughter and infect those around them.Romantic humor needs to stay rachey life.Perhaps a favorite anecdote about how the cancer at Mount whistle.Very romantic ... But you can not laugh about it.
Leo - undoubtedly the leader of the lions' anecdotes about the machine-gunner Anka.Petka in anything and not to put Chapayeva sometimes fool - a fun activity.Humor revered clean and simple, with a very literal sense, such as "in our farm only 2 eggs - and those from the chairman."
Virgin - they love to joke.Especially in the scientific.They are tempted by that mouth - this place is the smiles and laughter adds a healthy health.Therefore, they laugh a special technique, stretching the lips to the width of the shoulders.Anecdotes like manufacturing, "the doctor forgot binoculars in the stomach of the patient" or "Piglet Winnie helped to look for honey - as long as he did not eat it."As you can see, quite good-natured humor and sometimes even funny.The main thing, to talk with incredible detail, dwelling on the details useless, often back to the top of the anecdote to remember what it is ... As a result, patient listeners doskazhut anecdote themselves, shortening its length and impatient laugh from the beginning.They can be understood.But the anecdote - never!
Scales - Give it a soft humor, helpful, polite.Amiss English - about Watson.Will elementary clear where to laugh, which withstand a break and just giggle, and when to cut the truth uterus, citing that anecdote folk, so not cultural.Humor is supplied to the selected setting, at social level - to maintain an empty talk, with tea and a sandwich ...
Scorpio - loves black humor, from which emanates optimism: "There is no such a bad situation that could not be worse".Well when people enjoy life.For them, the smile is always showing his teeth.My favorite anecdote sounds like a last gasp, a favorite comic characters - the evil mother-in-law, bad apartment, monsters, ghosts (and a bunch of Carlson).It becomes so much fun, as much horror.Only when you want to joke - is necessary to prevent ...
Sagittarius - humor optimistic, but slow.It came "like a giraffe up" - it's about Archer.On the third day.But the laugh will be a long time (at full speed).Thunderously loud.He loves jokes of an international character, "we met a German, an Englishman and a Russian."Already funny.
Capricorn - jokes with a beard.Humor consistent, dry and conserved.Laughter may resemble bleating and cause a wry smile.Respects jokes about the Chukchi, for their hard life and the same sense of humor.Like a sad sense of humor about life: "Life is too short to take it seriously."And as soon as something becomes fun ...
Aquarius - in addition to fairy tales about magic carpet and cloth on the ground, welcome humor in the style of fantasy, where the good and punishes evil friendship conquers all.For example, jokes about the four musketeers.Another possible about flying saucers and stupid humanoids.As long as they do not, you can laugh.
Fish - love jokes about Stirlitz and how difficult it is to expose.Humor ambiguous, ambivalent and incomprehensible.Attract jokes with a mystery without a clue.Type "fly 2 crocodile: one orange and the other to the West."These stories raise many questions: Why fly, why two?The joke did not immediately reach.Although, if you long to explain ...
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