Okay, guys have no luck.Lord, well, minibuses with something for that?
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man, able to understand a woman, as a rule, live with another man.
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reputation can not be lost forever - it will certainly find, trample and get back together with mud.
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Americans put gifts in socks and socks with us - already present.
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We live in a society where pizza is coming faster than an ambulance.
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God, what a crazy time!With the mind began to descend, even those who have the mind and something he has never been!
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parents - these are people who chase boys authoritative for bread.
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Among the things that are really interesting to me, your opinion of me is somewhere between migration issues eared owls and features of taxation in the Congo.
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main indicator of the difference between the inner worlds of men and women is their attitude to gender issues - when the woman washes the floor, she believes that the floor will be cleaner, but when a man washes the floor, he believes that sex ever end.
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curves in the hands and calculator freezes.
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Childhood - is when you watch "Tom and Jerry" and rejoice over the arm, surprised her wit.Maturity - is when you realize that Jerry - washed-loudmouth and becomes really sorry for the cat ...
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What the guys go now?Napo feed, obstiray, then still in bed to make sure he wants you!
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The best smile of a woman is the mirror.
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allocate money for the fight against corruption - it's the same thing that vodka highlight the fight against alcoholism.
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in the phrase "we are on you" and "we are married" same set and order of the letters.And what a different meaning!
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Before removing the stone with another soul - think, not whether he will hang on your neck.
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Girls, if a man is ready for you to act crazy, do not rush to make a choice: maybe he's just an idiot?
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Not so bad if the man stuffed the girl a cup of tea and donuts, intending to fuck her.Much worse, if on the contrary!
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deer - male, the larger and branched horns, the more beautiful male.The people - the men, the more horns, the more beautiful female!
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