* from the refrigerator can never have: you have a sore throat, or just a sore throat, sore throat, or.
* Your parents recognize only three types of disinfectants: zelyonka, iod and marganzovka.So you can choose: you go green, orange and maroon.
* Relatives and friends of the family are repeated to you, "at your age your mother is already taking care of her husband and child!"
* Coming home, you are obliged to change into "domashniya" clothing.
* In elementary school you wanted to have lunch with peanut butter sandwiches and fruit toffee, not hateful meat balls in the test.In college dorm you long for kotleti.
* Everything that happens to you in life means you marry or not to marry.
* Tylenol rest: it is best for colds help bankee.Dad with a flaming torch in his hand hovering over you, and my mother a blanket covering you and yells that did not move.And then you try to hide it from their friends round bruises.
* If the mother is feeding your friend, then she endorses it.If food is not offered - more in the house did not Vod.
* You do not need a fake ID, because parents and so you buy alcohol for the first request.Friends insanely jealous of you.
* Before going to sleep, you are brewing a cup of tea.And mom or dad certainly say: "A patom nochu ne spish!"
* Home victory for your life: to beat his grandmother in duraka.
* In your complaint to parents about a bee or a mosquito bite, they will answer: "po tomu chto ti sladkaya"
* Mama Do not throw away old clothes, and tore it to "tryapki"
* Behind the wheel of my mother call each driver"kazol"
* The role of plastic boxes for food in your house playing disposable packaging from the cream.
* When your boyfriend comes to visit an American, your dad immediately gives him her tapochki, and my mother, meanwhile, is worn around the house, trying to find a couple that no one went barefoot.
* When overeat sweets, mother snorts: A popa ne slipnitsa?
* Whenever you praise someone or say something good, you can jinx it, so be sure to have to spit three times and say "ptu ptu ptu SHTOB NE ZGLAZAT!"
* If you could not finish eating food grandmother of seven changes, including salads, potatoes, fish, meat, soup, even meat and finally a dessert, it's because you do not like my grandmother!
* have to sleep without panties, "shtobi peeska dishala"
* You have to explain to fellow Americans that your relatives do not make trouble, and simply communicate.
* In the evening, you'll have to tell my mother about everything that you've done during the day, including all the trips to the toilet.
* meet you after a long separation, Russian start a conversation with her aunt: "oh ti tak popravilas!"or "oh ti tak pohudela!"
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