need to live so that your presence would be needed, and the lack of noticeable.
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man should be as expensive cognac: inaccessible and inconvenient for everyone.His strength and flavor should be aware of one, if they know it to taste many, it's not a cognac, this beer tap.
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not know how to glue girls - lepi women!
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Heart shop closed due to a total revaluation of values.
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Dear men!The main thing in a woman not his chest, and his eyes.Believe me, a woman without eyes looks much worse!
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Oh, girls that are different?It will be all we want!Who would not want those washed away!Nearby, someone needs !!!
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Dear men!Remember!From the frequent change of holes, any nail will be bent!
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whispers behind my back?... While you are still there, fasten my bra!
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not be dull by shit, whether perky turd!
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When you ran for another's skirts - I suffered.Now excuse me, I have shopping.
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girls before getting married, think carefully - if you only need a sausage, then why do you need a whole pig ???
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PLEASE let your new girlfriend turns away - I'm afraid of horses!
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You can not make a woman happy ..?do not disturb others ..!
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who are proud of?I'm proud of?Do not th ... We Queen - women simple!
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Alenushka was the first woman to prove that all men - the goats, once they get drunk.
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Cute!It is better to be home a lion than a secular cock !!!
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Brandy says to you: "The young lady, my dear, what are you so out of it kills!"Port just this: "Fool you and your man a fool."But vodka: "Do not care, we dance !!!!!!"
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Ha sigaretah write: - Vyzyvayut rak lungs ... Ha Alcohol: - Vredit health ... Pochemu nA muzhikah DO NOT write - pizdets nervnoy sisteme?!?
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Before, I wanted to kill the best lover in the world !! -suitsid but then I realized this is not the way!
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LAUGHTER and sex prolongs life.Sex, and neighing CAN AND PENSIONS ...
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Okay, I'm resigned to the fact that the prince does not happen.But at least I'll wait for your kid?
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before they reach one hundred years.Die ... all with me ... say goodbye with tears begin to lower the coffin ... and I will arise and will show the language and shout: "But fuck you !!!"
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