little black humor.
Jack duck hunting before school and comes to school with a gun in the car
1957 - Head of School visits the gun Jack goes to his car takes his gun and shows it to Jack
2011 - Complete evacuation of schools, coming FBIJack picks up in jail.Jack would never have access to weapons.Psychologists calm mentally-traumatized students and teachers.
John and Mark are fighting with their fists after school
1957 - going crowd, Mark wins, Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends
2011 - Someone calls the police, riot police arrived and arrests Johnny and Mark.Both get a term in the children's colony and expelled from school.
Jeffrey will not be still in class, disrupts other students
1957 - Jeffrey given note sent to office and given a good lecture.After that, back to the classroom, and no one else bothers
2011 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin, turns into a zombie and tested for attention deficit disorder.School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey - disabled.
Billy breaks a window in a neighbor's car and his father smacks him with a belt
1957 - Billy is no longer hit the glass, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2011 - Pope Billy arrested for child abuse.Billy is sent to a boarding school and joins a street gang.State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison.Billy's mom begins to live with this psychologist.
Do Make a headache and takes some aspirin to school
1957 - The director is also a headache and Mark shared with him aspirin on the smoking
2011 - call the police, Mark expelled from school for violation of school control regime medicinesdrugs, his car is searched for drugs and weapons.
Pedro fails the exam in English
1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, complete their education in English, passes examination and go to college
2011 - Pedro matter to the Supreme Court of the State.Newspapers insist that the requirement of knowledge of English for graduation - is racist.ACLU sues the entire school system of education and English teacher from the school Pedro.English banned from core curriculum.Pedro given diploma, but ends up mowing lawns anyway because they do not speak English.
Johnny parses Christmas crackers, sticks it in a jar with a flammable liquid and blows mound on school
1957 - Termites die
2011 - Caused by the representatives of the Bureau of Control of alcohol, tobacco and weapons, the FBI and the Department of Homeland Security.John was arrested for attempted act of terrorism, FBI investigates the case for their parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated.John's father enters the terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
Johnny falls during recess and scrapes his knee.He is found crying by his teacher, Mary.Mary hugs Johnny and pats him on the head.
1957 - short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2011 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job.She faces 3 years in state prison.Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.
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