throws 2 girls from the balcony of eggs at passers-by.A wicked girl, and the other kind.
Good hit 6 times, and evil only 2, because good always triumphs over evil.
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Umiraet papa Karlo.Karabas-Barabas he dopytyvaetsya:
- Open to me the secret, starik, well HOW you udavalos upravlyat wooden doll without laces?
Papa Karlo - the last breath:
- Vay-fay.
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Jewish zadayut The boy zadachu:
- Do you have six apples, if you otdash half bratu as ostanetsya?
- Five and a half.
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- Lucy where you were last night?
- walking in the district.
- He dysfunctional!
- More a prosperous!Look - two ayfona and gold chain!
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disrupt shooting another program "Test purchase".Experts do not have time to try samples of pea porridge with numbers 5 and 6!
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All people are divided nA:
1. Cov (vstayut and lozhatsya late)
2. Zhavoronkov (vstayut and lozhatsya rano)
3. Woodpeckers - from behind them owls vstayut rano, a zhavoronkilozhatsya late
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Priehal, znachit new Russian England - su others see themselves pokazat.
He decided to take mashiny naprokat, pokatatsya.He comes to the point prokata.Paltsy raskinul:
- I want to, "Rolls-Royce", and that everything was cool!
Dostal pachku pounds to nA hvatilo all week.Solid takoy upravlyat he explains:
- Sir, I want dat unto you advice.You priehali in England, so I ask vas zabyt pravila traffic vashey strany.Here all naoborot.Naprimer you want razvernutsya - tak povorachivayte not nalevo, a napravo.
Well, all in the same spirit.You do ponimaete?Delayte all naoborot!Well, nash is a vazhnym view, saying, "All OK starik, break through! We're intelligent people!"
Zaplatil guy za tachku, villages and poehal.Vladelets prokata raduetsya udachnoy transaction.Everybody is happy.
Through paru chasov in vorota garazha vezzhaet with strashnym evakuator roar behind him and taschit completely razbity "Rolls-Royce" ... Vladelets prokata shocked:
- Sir, tak kak same happened? !!I vas preduprezhdal about the features of the motion nashego !!!!After eta mashina worth 200,000 pounds !!!
New Russian dostal even thicker pachku pounds and says:
- Shit, well, you bratan daesh!After sam as explained to delat all naoborot!Well, as I was I otkuda znat you here too nA GREEN ride !!!!
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night on the train.A voice from a nearby shelf:
- Mamasha, well, how much can be: "Misha, pis-pis, Misha, pis-pis!"
- What can I sdelat?Child nikak popisat can not go!
- zato I sbegal 20 raz!
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Agaricus asks Gruzdev:
- Listen, today is crazy with knives will wander through the woods?
- Often.Weekend began.
- Damn!And it offered a nice death cup beside him grow!
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Intelligent desantnik Airborne Forces Day in Moscow razbil bottle on his head "Shato de Gran Cru de Fezal Grav Blan" urozhaya 1964 goda.
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Devushka zahodit in apteku, sprashivaet:
- vas kontratseptiv sredstvami to increase the sensitivity there?
- What ?!
- Well, simply put, a condom usikami ...
- Yes, but today he did not come nA rabotu.
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- Over my dead body!- Grinned mischievously Kashchei Immortal.
- Do not worry, I'll wait - sitting on a stump, Duncan MacLeod said calmly.
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very intelligent girl comes to her mother and says:
- Mom, today I accidentally cropped taxi, a gentleman came out of southern appearance and said, "I, your mother, and a ball."I thought all the way and could not understand, maybe you'll remember: which ball we're able to see him?
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- Honey where are you?
- Like where?I was there, where you yourself sent me ...
- Look, I did not send you there.
- Well, then you will send, when you know where I am!
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- What outstanding provocateurs you know?
- Composer Mendelssohn.
- Oh, my God, why ?!
- For millions of fools he wrote tender and enticing "Wedding March", and he ... And he - he lived all his life quietly bachelor!
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Bought Vovochka goldfish brought home, put the jar on the table and says:
- Fulfill my three wishes!
Fish in response only opens his mouth.
Vovochka by taking the silence as assent, continues:
- first.I want a bike.Second.I want a new belt, leather.Third.I want to fuck pigweed Ivanov, the teacher of our ...
Suddenly the doorbell.Open, and then Maria Ivanovna.
- It worked!- Little Johnny yelled, and began to shoot his pants.
The teacher saw it, enough leather belt and let luptsevat Vovochku.He could not understand, running around the room, dodging.Finally, he saw an open window, whitefish in it, and lands right ... I Tsami someone's bicycle.
Vovochki have already filched breath and opening his eyes, he squeezes:
- That stupid fish ... That's all messed up!
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