I - bitch!
Not again!Though it does not go on the subway.What are you staring at me?Like me?Itself know that awesome look.And my eyes are like stars.And you over when ...
... the last time in the mirror looked?Wow, wear white socks under dark trousers!You'd even pulled the top sandals!A shaved you seem all to the liberation of Kiev.
I amazingly nice smile?Ha!Who does not smile when he saw your wacky tie with kissing condoms.I wonder how you are to the boss's office call.Just like that?Hmm ... I'd fire you immediately.For one tie.
Oh, where used to find at least one original, which would say what my view of bitchiness and predatory grin.Although I believed it.Eh ...
Look, man persevering caught!However, he can still get away alive if disappear immediately.No.He is clearly not friends with a sense of self-preservation.Sorry.But it remains.Hmm ... Well, OK.I got you, kid!
go with you for coffee?No problem!You are the "coffee" and then you will remember all my life.Phew, fresh air at last, and the scent of sweat and deodorant indefinite that you exude, can block only a gas attack.What
shine on all 27?This cafe does not suit me!There's smoke.Of course, I do not smoke.And a very negative attitude to those who smoke in my presence.You also do not smoke?Also I found a teetotaler, lady's finger.No, this I do not like.Why is that?No smoking here.Yes, I smoke.And that 5 minutes ago?At that time I did not smoke.
Incidentally, I do not like to walk long distances.I told you that, the hound?Umotala all.200 meters you have going.Well, I persuaded.This suit.Expensive and decent.I wonder how much you have enough finances?Judging by your mind to many things I can not count on.Well, of course, go for the menu!Look, he ran as a fast.You can safely think about it ...
Do you think all the guys like a good, gentle, gentle and complaisant?Certainly not!They just live with them, and no more.Another would be: a cook, cleaner, laundress and waistcoats for snot in one bottle.Not a woman, but a fairy tale.From just such fools and leave respectable mother of a family.
I - bitch.And proud of it.No one can resist the pressure and my complete disregard of all desires-wrangling another victim.Not satisfied?Says Kirkorov, YES travelers!You may think that I am mass.It is ridiculous!Yes, they crawl, like flies to honey.
know why they are so enthusiastic about my crooked legs, nose, buttons and eye bulging?Because I am a real woman, not broody!And all their attempts to teach me how to cook their favorite borscht expiring fat legs the cholesterol and other stuff I steadfastly ignore.
Why all men so sure that I only dream about and to shut in their apartment, pinned stupid robe and search the rooms of their fossilized socks?I think this, too, thinks so.However, there is an option that he's just trying to get me into bed.While there, too enthusiastic in his eyes burn.
You also know Tsvetaeva by heart ?!Wow!Well, dear, you do?Maybe we disperse peacefully?You woke her Tsvetaeva still in me something light.Hey, it's you that's nothing!What kind of manner - grabbing an unknown woman's hand and trying to kiss her?Well do not touch!
Yes, I do not like coffee!What I love?Green tea!No, that I do not drink.Which one then?I do not remember names.And I do not remember.(Foolish giggle).Jerk, you should see his smug face and softened look!You think I'm a regular gentle fool?
All right, you did the Bloc finally finished off.It's a knockout, even for me.There would be, and the Klitschko brothers glued fins.I have to go.Ciao!Bitch I'm, of course, still the same, but this mug as you touch the sin.What?Telefonchik you?I understand, like my "Motorola."It is the most like me.
Well, to hell with you, write down.Yes, not at hand!That idiot.Do you have a notebook?Hmmm ... You would have a solid hand, maybe something worthwhile, and it would turn out.
Well.It is worth looking.So you will keep track of all my route?That's because latched!Although Tsvetaeva good read.A hundred years is no longer heard.Maybe the truth is there in this?
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Hello?Sergei What?From the subway?Ah, yes!With pleasure!Yes!Tomorrow!At 19.00.At the same place at the same hour.
have to take him.And then there completely fall into the hands of some bitch.And so, you see something out of it and succeed.For example, a husband ...
Ellochka A .
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