only seriously perceive them do not!
Squash caviar will taste better if you replace it with black or red.
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expecting an important call and can not wait?Place the cell in the farthest pocket and go to the bathroom and soap hands ...
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glass eyes inserted through the peephole, scare away from your apartment of any thief.
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When thugs will break out the door at the same time try to break it with his hand.This puzzled intruders.
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If your man finally took to wash the socks, the most important thing is to make it an even number.
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Opening the closet, still better to first knock.
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Shoes will be worn for much longer, if you do not buy a new one.
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your ticket will serve you for a little longer if you drive your stop.
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He dandruff?No problem: a black shirt in a white speck - ideal protection from dandruff!
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not understand myself - do not let understand her friend.
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inability to lie is not a reason to tell the truth.
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To learn Ambassador Li soup simply omit it two electrodes, and let them talk.If you smell chlorine means soup already salted)
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to hands did not smell of fish is enough for a few seconds dip them in kerosene
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hot lid on the pan looks just as cool!
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your dress will last you for years to come, if your husband gets a small salary.
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Vegetarian soup is nutritious if it put a little meat.
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socks will last much longer than your husband, if you soak them in epoxy resin and blow dry.
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never praised her husband.In men it causes envy and women - want to check.
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not leave her husband in the salt - sprinkled salt to quarrel.
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Lunch husband seems much tastier if it is not to feed him 2 days.
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To distinguish real from fake Swiss watches, throw them with all his strength on the concrete floor of the car shop.If the watch is genuine, the seller must immediately die of a broken heart.
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Using scissors and a small amount of glue from one diaper can be made of three or two conventional pads with wings.
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not buy bouillon cubes, you cruelly deceived.In fact, this is not the cubes and parallelepipeds!
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can not look in the mirror when you eat - your happiness proesh.And when you drink - spend on drink.And in the bathroom mirror is generally better not to hang ...
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Remember that unattended small children very quickly become small parents!
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Aquarium fish will thank you and cheer up, if instead of the usual fish feed, get to breakfast another good pinch of instant coffee.
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not take everything from life.Not donesesh!
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