pretty vital status ...
life should be lived, so that in hell said, "Sorry, we are decent people!"
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Do not be angry, burst with acne!
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God, what a crazy time, began to go crazy with those who have the mind and it has never been
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not have to leave the woman alone, so you do not question arises: where she was,with whom she was, what she was doing and what's ... it did ...
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I do not care resolutely "we know everything about you," I tried to look as much as possible suspicious ...
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Wrong again ... nothing, overwhelmed life and will create a new user.
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And when the street people will pass me and quietly whisper: "Crazy," I'm going to turn around and yell, "Exclusive!"
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woman in the kitchen - a personality.Wants to spit in your tea, wants the soup!
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My subtle spiritual organization has its certain reinforced concrete opinion !!!!
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Mom made me a true lady, his father - a good man, destiny - a vengeful bitch ..
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I am a strange girl - I hate alcohol - but get drunk, I hate lies - but lying in the name ofGood, I hate idiots - but fall in love in them!
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You're not like the sexual giant.Maximum - a giant rug! ...
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I am in the best age: nonsense has already passed, and insanity has not started
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Earth - the peasants, the power - the Soviets, factory - stars,and I Boucicaut and Lexus!
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change the lock of the heart, so that the old key is no longer valid ....
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MA ... Well here it is for the pope to marry me ... and that's for someone else's unclehave
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Before you know, in the teeth I get you, ask whether you like me.
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If a woman wants something sweet, it will always be able to convince yourself that the cake in front of her - diet.
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not worth much to listen to the inner voice, he's never been outside ...
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Speaking about female talkativeness.... In men, too LANGUAGES HAVE LONG GENITAL!
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My mind is not my erogenous zone, so it is not necessary to be e ... ...
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I want a guy that when I see him say, "Ofiget, please let two! "
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Husbands and lovers do your duty, do not rely on each other!
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Men - intelligent nature, but the world is ruled by women, fools
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Girls, watch football !!!He will teach you at least 2nd efficiencies: score and otfutbolivat ...
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I'm big and bold - but confident and demanded!
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People say Lawless Heart!Even as you command, I'll have it so that fainted fall
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I'm a bitch - and do not intend to hide this happy fact.
I am selfish - and this is one of my advantage.
I love only myself, and then I - not alone.
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can not be a drop dead girlfriend of James Bond, if instead of James Bond with you Mr. Bean.
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Heart it as the bladder ... He can not command!
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prince on a white horse, where are you, creature ???
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Authentic Japanese geisha can seduce a man only one eye.A real Russian woman can kill in one word.
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bought a new dress - buy her husband briefs ...
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wants to meet guys, TO "Wow !!!"And get only "oh shit ..."
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not for you to color.I do not under you zavyanu.
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