dorogushchuju We buy hair dye that they shone and was silky, but we can not wash your hair for 4 days, simply because it did not go anywhere!
We have the most expensive facial masks, but we were too lazy to wash off makeup at night!
We increase nails to always be with impeccable manicure, but do not take into account the fact that less times a week just to go for a manicure!
Our cabinet full of makeup, but we don dark glasses leaving the store and all the way to pray that one does not come across asout without make-up!
we have a lot of shoes with heels all the colors of the rainbow, and wear old ballerina, because it is convenient!
We buy things on sale out of season, thinking that next year will be to wear, but throw in 2 years, so never put on!
on our mobile bunch of missed, just because a large bag and lazy to look!
month We can sit on a diet, and then eat a box of chocolates, just because the film interesting!
We constantly dream about a date, and when we are invited, we do not know how to freeze!
We drink vodka with juice, such as such modest !!
week we can tune in to epilation, and then shave all to hell!
only we are able to go hiking in high heels and a miniskirt and returning home with mosquito bites calluses feel irresistible!
We believe that all the mirrors in cars for us!
only way we are going we think that if the driver is missed, then he wants us !!
We love it when people call us and kisyami masyami, but consider a bitch!
only have the critical days - does not mean the critical night!
Only we can buy sex store unnecessary things that the gift was given another unnecessary!
only we know how to simulate an orgasm is better than it actually is!
Only we sincerely hated blondes can be painted white in spite of themselves !!
That we believe in the expression "with whom the New Year meet, so spend it»
only we can put the phone on bezzvuchku, and then the whole day to be surprised that no one is calling !!
And most importantly, that after all this, we consider ourselves more intelligent men !!!
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