Chocolate does not give a new shade of gum flavor, but will give a lot of unknown pepyaki mouth.
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not drink absinthe in unfamiliar places
If you're in an unfamiliar place, yesterday you drank absinthe
If you want to go to unfamiliar places - drink absinthe
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snot, blood and sperm wash out onlyin cold water
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dog that "She's sweet and does not bite" may not be aware of this.
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not change passwords for drunk
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If something lying in the refrigerator, it does not mean that it can not deteriorate
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If you entered two times the wrong PINon the map, the third best not to try
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Do not boil the milk in the electric kettle.Never!
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not hang pants on top of towels when washing!
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Hot Glassware looks just as cool.
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Crossed fingers are not exempt from responsibility when signing the contract with the devil
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Beware of the man who comes with no holes in his socks - he of you wants something!
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No need to check on the action itself can of tear gas.Even on the balcony.Even if a little bit and to the side.
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Under no circumstances should you try to vacuum at the parrot in a cage, do not get him out.
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Never trust a former
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Do not expect miracles, chudite themselves.
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not signalte in traffic - it does not help.
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Do not dispose of the garbage in the garbage chute, holding keys in hand.
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If it works - do not touch
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NEVER spit at full ashtray from close range!
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Never rinse the yeast in the bowl!
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Coming out of the elevator, do not turn the key on his finger
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Obvious things are clear only to you alone.
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Never write their sad thoughts Bolden, if they are not dull - and so they will notice.
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Never try to catch a pot of cactus padayuschiyi
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Do not waste time on someone who does not want to spend it with you
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Do not sit on an anthill in a skirt!
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Do not put the toilet fluorescent lamps - until she razmorgaetsya ....
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Consider these tips axioms - do not look for evidence.
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