Statements teachers, laid out in a network of grateful students.
LN .: So, you're handsome in the third row!
Student: I?
LN .: No, not you.Though you also did.
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- I did not find information on this subject.
- you banned from google?
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to the board will not have ... Denis, Denis vice versa.As will be Denis vice versa?Vladimir, go to the blackboard!
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Sorry, too late.I had courses on time management.
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I always bring to the exam hourglass length minute.And the sand there difficult.It is ashes of the first student flunked Latin.
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At Biron had two passions: Anna Ivanovna and horses.However, judging by the portraits, they are slightly different from each other.
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- Consider the following example: What wines do you prefer?
- Do not drink.
- Then what are you a lawyer ?!
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Old age is when fewer students choose your research supervisor.
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- You already had a seminar Alyosha?That is Alexey Viktorovich?
- He calls you to Kirill.
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Safety Regulations.Rule one: to go to all the lectures.
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- What determines the Coriolis force?
- Nuuu ... From the rotation.
- aversion I feel for your knowledge.
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exam is very difficult, not only because there are no textbooks - the difficulty that I have a rare bastard!
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If a person born in the socio-depressive environment, such as alcoholics, drug addicts, homeless people, advertisers, marketers ...
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Normal people at this faculty do not learn.No wonder then yellow walls.Well, you know.
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of set of mathematical analysis: "Girls, be careful, strabismus earn - will not get married.And so with every party ... I mean smart. "
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As we left with you 30% of the Neanderthal.Although, if you look at some of the deputies of the State Duma ... But we should not laugh at the Neanderthals.
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Dame I time to prepare for the exam?Of course!While the answer to one question, ready for another.
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What is the main goal of our seminar ?!Praavilno!To go to the traffic jams!
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HUEVO - this egg in Spanish and your level of proficiency in German in Russian.
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- And what will be of a control?
- Control, as the whole system of education is a banal mockery of the student.
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Macroeconomics study is necessary.Here you do not have money and work, but will know why they are not.
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What's the buzz, and the fight is not?Fight!It would be great right now, at a lecture!Mesilovo be arranged.
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If someone tells you that the evil Americans, the British - the enemy, the man spit in the face, because all people - brothers and friends.
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you read the Bible?It says, "And the last shall be first."The last rows rose and moved forward!
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Imagine that there is a party ... let's call it, such as "fair but not much."
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Every time someone comes out with the slogan "protect domestic producers!" On the back should be fairly written "and will harm the domestic consumer!".
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There is life in such awful events when you do not know how to behave.Imagine you are a humble caretaker station in the middle of nowhere and then you come home, Leo Tolstoy lies in your bed and die!
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to classes in programming:
- Sergey A., and what additional books would you recommend to read?
- Well, I "Master and Margarita" like.
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There is a third hour of consultation before test.
Student:
- You wrote that advice will be from 17 hours to go.This means up to how much?
Teacher:
- This means that the emphasis is not going to go consultation.
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