selection of pearls, opulikovannyh in the book "Non Campus Mentis: 569 Mangled Moments of Western Civilization from Today's" Brightest "College Kids" Professor Anders Henriksson, who teaches at the University Shepherdskom, West Virginia.
• Biblical legend says that the trouble started after Eve ate the golden apple of discord.Pissed God sent punishment.The man fell from grace the space.Since then, everything goes downhill.
• Pyramids were large square triangles.O'Siris god, who lived in a pyramid, can give you the afterlife.Over time, the Egyptians were drowned in the desert.
• Hammurabi was a lawyer who lived between 1600 and 1200 BC
• Egypt and Babylon were very similar thanks to the numerous differences.For example, Egypt had only Egyptians, while in Babylon - summery (!), The Akkadians and Canadians, among others.
• The Sumerian culture, the oldest, started 3500 years before the birth.People were permitted democratic freedoms such as levying a tooth for a tooth and eye for an eye.
• The history of the Jewish people begins with Abraham, Isaac, and their 12 children.Dziudaizm was the first monolithic religion.It was a god named "Yahoo!".The prophets of the Old Testament were Moses and Confucius.
• Jesus commanded Moses to lead the people out of Egypt, in the Sahara Desert.Forty centuries later, they arrived in Canada.This was the promised land of milk and chocolate.
• Book of Exodus describes the journey and wonderful things, including the Ten Commandments, various special effects, and the construction of the Suez Canal.
• Trojan War broke out between the Greeks and the Tories.The Greeks won, because they were wooden horses and the Trojans fought on foot.
• philosophers Atomists discovered E = MC2 principle.Plato invented reality.EV Klid proved that each plane is not one side.Pythagoras was the father of the triangle.
• Spartacus led a slave revolt, and later starred in a movie about it.
• When Caesar killed, he said: "And I, Brutus!"
• Before the birth of Christ, Christianity was one of the many secret cults.
• Mary and Joseph went from hotel to hotel trying to find a place for the birth of Jesus, but they all refused because they were Jews.
• During the Middle Ages, were all middle-aged.Nuns were women prisoners in harems.
• Gubonnaya plague was a social disease as sexually transmitted diseases and all sorts of itakdaliyami.From the plague in humans grew lips on his neck.In some cities, the death rate exceeded the one hundred percent.
• Makakiavelli often former unemployed, wrote "The Emperor" to get a job with Richard Nixon.
• Johannes Calvin Klein translated the Bible into the American people to Geneva could read it.
• Ignatius Loyola founded the Jesuit Order and many other colleges in the United States.
• Louis XIV became king of the sun.
• King James Stewart Charles First was beheaded in 1649 and rebuilt a few years later.
• The reverse side of the outskirts of the east was inhabited by Russian, who at that time did not know anything.One factor was the use of a cylindrical alphabet.Peter filled his cabinet with random people and built a new capital.
• Copernicus proved that the solar system revolves around the Earth.Galileo followed the Copernican theory, for which the church forced him to study the mechanics of a lifetime.
• Voltaire wrote the book "Candy", because of which he got in trouble with Frederick the Great, who was personally responsible for the increase in the population of Prussia in the third.
• American Civil War began in 1830. Many soldiers often gave their lives for their country.
• Friedrich Nietzsche was a German film producer, who wrote "The Triumph of the Will" and "Superman."
• During the Meiji revolution, Japan has become a European country.
• There was also a new Germany: loud, bald, vulgar and full of reality.German unity was achieved compound Wilhelm First and Bismarck, who, after a few painful convulsions became the first geyser in Germany.
• Auto von Bismarck kept both sides from the middle.Erg Duke Rudolf took the suicide squad to kill himself and his girlfriend.
• Tsarist Russia was a backward, despite the state's efforts to develop military-industrial complex and space technology.Communism raged among the peasants.
• Russian Revolution of 1905 began approximately in 1907.• Tsar Nicholas allowed his wife to put yourself in a painful position.To all, his son was diagnosed with gemofilateliya, from which he fell and badly broke.All of this was predicted by Lenin in his book "Capitalism: the Highest Stage of Socialism."• Glass night took place when Hitler ordered the Nazis to smash all the windows.As the leader of the Nazi Germany, Communist Hitler wanted everything for themselves and nothing for everyone.
• Japan bombed Pearl Harbor, the main naval base in southern California.Germany invaded Poland, France invaded Belgium, and Russia attacked at all.
• For some time the German invaders were popular in Russia, but their habit of killing innocent civilians they created an image problem.
• Russian fiercely defended Stalingrad, as it was named after Lenin.
• Hitler became depressed and crawled under Berlin.There he lulled his wife Evita and shot himself in unkere.
• Mohammad Gandhi was the last British governor of India.He gained fame by using the world as a weapon.
• Russian invaded Hungary to show the Poles that how much.
• After Stalin's death, was the questioning, which lasted three years, when Khrushchev criticized Stalin for sins like murder fists.This led to the introduction of many Western ideas in Russia, such as the use of strippers in the clubs.
• Count the life of Nikita Khrushchev seems gut-wrenching impression of riding a carousel, which is called metamorphosis.Less successful was the development of the ideas of Virgin land, where vegetation was expected milk and butter in unexpected places.
• Gorbachev became chief after the death of Leonid Russian Bolsheviks.
• The fall of colonial empires was generally good.It gave many States to enslave their people themselves without external interference.
• The Gulf War began after Satan Hussein invaded Kiwi and Sosudovskuyu Arabia.
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