What a stupid compliment: "You look your best!"So I want to ask: "Years or kilos?"
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Brains is sometimes aired that thought flitted like a butterfly and not swarmed like cockroaches.
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with an empty purse, and fun songs from the heart sucks ...
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If you - pretty woman and you a little over 30, then you 42.
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Why cats shittingin sneakers?
They instigate the cockroaches that childhood hate these shoes killer.
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Do not rush to call a man an angel: take a look, maybe it's - another miracle in the feathers!
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....... Only our (Russian), a woman can be happy about the fact that it is ...... and nobody touches ......
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Fifty grams of brandy for dinner - this is not only useful, but also small.
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not eat at night in the winter, in the summer of regret ...
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How many people suffer from a good memory ...
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drink vodka, beer, brandy, coffee andsmoking in one day - this is normal.But the water in the kettle must-filter, and the health sucks!))) ...
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Jealous married with one purpose - to keep an eye on each other.
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Kid and Carlson.Winnie the Pooh and Rabbit.Their example proves once again: friendship will be much stronger if at least one has something to eat.
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We are waiting for generation of grandmothers smokers who can not bake pies ... and even with a tattoo on his ass ...
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Who does not risk, that does not drink champagne ... and not listeningMendelssohn.
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Poor began to live .... Blue Cheese, wine, old car without a roof, a phone without buttons ..
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Do not complain about destiny.Hey, maybe you is not very nice!
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clever woman never says, "I was wrong!" She says, "Wow, how interesting it!"
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Girls, remember - our tears worthy of the onions!
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worst thing for a girl - when she agreed, but the guy is not asking and not asking.
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not necessarily the person who raised his son, built a house, planted a tree - a real man.Very often it is - an ordinary woman!
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major scandal sex is not fine to make amends!
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not so bad ... ... that a man stopped to climb out the window to the woman he loves ... scared ... that some women in general have ceased to climb.
