Showa 3 years.Check the hearing a doctor in the clinic.
doctor whisper - candy.
Seva, also in a whisper: - I can not - allergic ...
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The child is about 3 years, they ride the bus.Standing next to the grandfather with a child starts a conversation: - And where are we going with my mother?- To deduske.- And what do you get there with my grandfather I do?- Vodka booze!Dumb ... Loud laughter mother.I had to explain to everyone standing around, that they go only to the boat PAINTING grandfather.
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Vovka in the garden is the militant girlfriend - Masha.Friendships with the nursery.This morning the wake of his son.Does not react.I pull together a blanket and gently tickle the heel.Vovk in his sleep with a smile: - Well, Maaashaaa! ..
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son was 6 years old.Carefully look at nail polish educator.- Olga, you have such long nails ... - Yes.Like?- Like.Perhaps climb trees well.
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Kostya (3 years and 10 months old) playing in the room, in the background is a TV.The film's protagonist confesses in love heroine.He says that, looking at her, he feels a strange feeling in my stomach ... Kostya, without turning around, said: - Yes, you have worms, my friend!
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Ulyana 3 years.He sits with a toy stethoscope in hand - I fish!- Ula, it's for the doctor!- Okay, I'm a doctor.What worries you?- Yes, that's a sore throat.You can help?- I can not.- Why !?- I catch fish ...
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In kindergarten classes in drawing.The teacher comes to a girl who enthusiastically something malyuet: - What are you drawing?- God.- But, in fact, no one knows what he looks like!- Now find out!
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We went to the village to stay with relatives.There's a cat's little kittens.My Alenka (4 years), of course, decided to take over the patronage of them, nursed them, dragged everywhere with him.In the evening she runs into the house and shouts from the threshold concerned: - Daddy, there's still a kitten face in jelly smeared himself!He is now going to be dirty?Husband, lazily: - No, his mother lick.Alenka turns to me: - Mom, vylizhesh ?!
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son of my friend sitting blindfolded.Parents give it into the hands of various items, and he guesses.- Pencil.- Correctly.- Ball.- Correctly.- Machine.- Correctly.Then dad shoved him into the hands of the sock, the son of a long time thought then says: - Sock.A little reflection, sniffed and said: - Papin.
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daughter of 2 years with a small saucer dropped.It broke.Girl upset, he is sitting and crying.Comes Dad: - Daughter, why are you weeping?- Byutse boom.- Yes, how did it happen?- With empathy, asks Dad.- Yes, that's it - docha takes another dish with all the dope and throws it on the floor.Saucer broken, of course.
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RPG.Masha somewhere around two years.Mama we - goat, Masha, of course - goat.The unsuspecting dad enters the room and hear the voice of the daughter of the team: - Goat!Pour the juice!You should have seen his eyes ...
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It was in the Crimea, probably near some slope.On this slope and settled paragliders.Under the slope are two wonderful child, a girl and a boy, the same age (4-5 years).Looked up to the top, look like flying paragliders.And then a dialogue.Boy: - Pilots !!!Girl: - And my mother said - morons ...
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We had a one bedroom apartment adjacent rooms.One evening all went to sleep, the children in one room, we're in another.I was almost asleep when suddenly I heard through my sleep docha (3 years) so loudly asked: - Dad, Dad, have you ever slept with two women?Think about my astonishment.Nothing found the answer: - No, - I say.And she said, sighing deeply as: - All right, go.
*** Come with a 9-year-old son holding hands.Towards the friend: - Such a big boy, and everything with her mother on the handle go.Gregory, looking into my eyes, said loudly: - Mom, her children are grown, so she is jealous, do not you worry I'll still kiss and today.
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Mom - Who's on the balcony broke the bank?Lisa (4 years) - It's probably your dad ... little hands, unclean.
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on morning in a garden girls boast: - Look, what my dress!- See what my tights!- And I, I look, Boucicaut!And later in the same spirit ... rushes boy Sasha (yet 5 years old) and enthusiastically says: - dresses, tights, Boucicaut ... Do u have women!How I love you!
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We run in the morning with his son in a school that is in a different district.Minor amuses me, sleepy, stories about local attractions: - And here, we Lyudochka saw a rat.We threw a stone at her side, and the rat on us narugalas ... - How's that?- Well, that's it, "wee-wee"!- What makes you think that she swore?Maybe she got acquainted with you?Pause.- Mom, you're always familiar with those who are throwing stones at you ?!
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Girlfriend carries a 3-hletny my daughter in the morning in the garden.The child, of course, sleepy and fills up the road.Taxi driver: - And who do we have here is a small, cute, and how we are called?Sasha, without opening his eyes: - yours!
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question that threw the Pope into a stupor: - Dad, you can chew on the table as a beaver?
*** son (3.5 years) crawl on the floor on a pillow.- Why did you get dirty pillow?- This is my seat, I have a horse ride.Angry, lift the pillow with a view to set up on the bed and out of it creeps tortured cat.It turns out, it was "horse."
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year ago ... Son sends SMSes, 3 in a row: 1 SMS-ka: Mom, you're the best mom in the world 2 SMS-ka: Mom, I love you 3 SMS-ka: In Controlgot 2
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Son (3 years 9 months) is considering a gift of sweets - candy flavored snake, bear tasteful, tasteful red hats ...
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Early morning, completely tiredwait awakening parents, Mary (3 years), loudly chanting: - Ma-sha-ho odd ka-shu!I must say that constantly are fighting for the absorption thereof.The remains of my mother's dream evaporate, and sees very nepedagogichno: - Masha!You are crazy?What rebyatёnok confidently retorts: - Yes!Masha has gone mad!Ma-sha-ho odd ka-shu!
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I have a friend, and we have a five year old son's friend.A friend learns Vecherka on MMP, children have nowhere to put too much regularly carries it with him - lad sitting there in the back row, draw, read, play quiet games.This was the preface.History: We go here a few days ago, together with a friend and Maltsev in the bus.And at the Kirov drapery, in the window from which the pieces of fabric lined with the letter «S».Malec, philosophically: - Well, that's ... everywhere naveshali integrals.Some uncle 40 years: - where the integrals?What are the integrals?Malec shows: - There's ... Well, the usual, uncertain.- Why indefinite ?!The youngster is already tired of the stupidity Dyadechkin: - Because the limits of integration are not indicated ...
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I lay on the couch.Near daughter Oksana (4 years old) with his mother going to kindergarten.My daughter wants to say something - Dad ... Mom, thinking that appeal to her: - I'm not Dad, I - my mother.Oksana, pointing at me: - No, I'll call Dad ...
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Roma (9 years) screaming out of the closet: - Everyone who hears me, and be able to help!Toilet paper was over !!!
*** youngest four-month unsuccessfully trying to crawl over the bed.Near belly flops on a three-year senior: - Look, a worm is crawling true boas!
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Young mother, a nurse by profession, often takes his little son (4-5 years) to work with him, and in order to comply with the internal rules of the hospital, sewed him a white robe and cap.The child, permeated with the rules regulations thereof, procured somewhere shoe covers and gloves.He put on them, tied a gauze bandage and went straight to the operating room.On a strict question: - And what is more?He responded with a sense of great pride and enduring advantages: - I - microsurgery.
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