Do you know why God created the first man and then a woman?After first sketching, and then - a masterpiece! ..
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Oh, pampered women now!Before the war with waiting months without any news, but that for months - years!And now two days the Internet is no man - is hysterical!
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always amazes people in the film, which stifled.Why YOU never ceases to jerk the murderers thought that you have already died and let you go!
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phone Golden rule: at first put down the phone, and then comment ..
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Changed ?!Change his face with a stool!
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Ellochka-cannibal dispensed 30 words.Modern people in social networks have gone further - they have enough to communicate 5 words: clear, understandable, uh, well, yes and norms.
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most unlucky in life for children whose mother works as a cook in a kindergarten where they go.And in the garden badly fed and eats the same house.
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It does not matter that I do not like women.The main thing that a man dolyublivali!
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Few know: in fact the Finnish polka much more dangerous than Polish finca.
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overflowing with patience?Do not worry - buy a bucket!
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right to say no "cake" and "interrupted" !!!
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What does "does not like"?A couple of times in the face with a frying pan and "prafti dear, I afybalsya" ...
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most incomprehensible debt - marital.How not to give - still must!
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along the length of the hair on the legs girls - you can define the period of absence from her sex ... All eyes are now on their feet ?!I even ... his race-Th-sa-la!
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Oh, it's not an easy job - to stop loving his idiot ...
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Many write, "I am my mother's joy," "I am my father's pride" ... And I'll be honest: "I- headache".
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As days go, the more often ... the man says "yes."
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Waiting for the prince on a white horse?Behind it will need to clean up manure.
PS For the horse - too.
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Why give second chances to the same asshole?What do you want, Dolby ... ERD on the planet is not enough?Choose another.Diversify their suffering.
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Well, no - and do not need me prYntsev the porch!I do not fit into the herd - well, then do not sheep!
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Jealous - it means love.Not jealous - it means he knows nothing.
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How to understand that love with?Now, if you look at it and just want to brain him th ... Th, this is it!
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If, after you have spent a lot of money on new clothes, a man shouting, stomping his feet and waving his arms - does not prevent him ... Maybe he dances ...
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