main thing - to be happy ... And no matter what conclusion write a psychiatrist ....
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Pouring cold water gives a good mood, and, no matter who you're hosed ...
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More Pushkin said that the cat, when I went to the left - always with the tales told.
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a bad day in the morning - this is when you wake up in the evening.
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all men - bastards!A former bitch, their leader!
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You have a higher education?Or even two?Do your homework with students of 2nd class on modern textbooks - feel like an idiot!
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Depression is when you buy a hoop, and he'll just!
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Only our women can with one hand to stir the soup brewed on the stove, another - dust, with one eye to look after children, the second - for the TV series, foot wash the floor while maintaining the tube shoulder, say a friend:
- No, I'm absolutely not busy!
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From love to hate one step.One step dirty boots on pure white carpet.
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terrible thing when sclerosis diarrhea, - you run and do not know where ..
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talented person is talented in everything.With the same garbage idiots ...
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man - a stone wall, a solid support and protection indestructible!Until then, until he sees on a thermometer 37.2.
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Seeing a spider - this is garbage.Kick starts when he disappears from sight ....
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sex symbol is considered to Colorado potato beetle.But he put the cancer 80% of the population!
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Spring.It would be desirable in the woods.Find and wake the bear's den.And then run, run away from him, gasping with delight!
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Remember - there is nothing that protects your teeth 12:00 in the afternoon and 12 hours at night as the respect for others.
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If not stack - subtract ...
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Love for others - comes and goes.Love of self - sat and sat.
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all that I have achieved in my life, I have not made myself
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Saying "homosexual" politically correct.We must now use the word "analoamerikanets."
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in families living under the motto "When I eat, I am deaf and dumb", can grow very thick and taciturn children.
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If the husband does not go to his wife, the wife goes to Magomed.
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People sign spoon fell - a woman come wooden spoon dropped - inexperienced woman will come.
