If a woman covering her profile in the "Classmates" means she married.If a man has closed profile in the "Classmates" means slept!
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Women are not responsible for those who filed.
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We women gain weight because they accumulated over the years of knowledge, experience and wisdom does not fit in our head and start to be distributed over the entire body!
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Advertising "Dirol" begins with the question "How are things in your mouth?"I wonder how should begin advertising funds from hemorrhoids?
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Loving cat only on her terms.
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Rainbow World! .. If you look at it through the diamonds!
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It is necessary to make a movie about DiCaprio.About how he tried and could not get the "Oscar".And then the actor, who in the film plays DiCaprio award "Oscar".
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The logical chain "A man said - man made" almost always absent "Man thought" ...
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Who said that the state - are we?State - it is us ...
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March 8 If you have presented is not something what you dream about, then the next time it is necessary to dream much louder.
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Wisdom - a condition where Butt calmed down and there was nothing looking!
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A clog the Russian language foreign words is mauvais ton, or simply not comme il faut?
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tired I do ... I will go and throw myself under the blanket ....
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If you try to avoid all the trouble, you can get past all the tastes.
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Happy time - this is when you do not know what meningitis is different from hepatitis, migraine, hemorrhoids, and you think that a bird disease - is when you want to fly.
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What is the age difference?This is when my husband says that he loved as a child to watch filmstrips, and the wife asks what it is.
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girls 12-15 years writing statuses: "I do not have enough of its" ... They're about the brain or about the belt ???
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good to be a caterpillar: zhresh, zhresh, zhresh ... Then wrap: sleep, sleep, sleep ... wake up: Herak - beautiful !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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When no one to do Kama Sutra, do yoga.
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wonder what a man feels a sense of where on the hood of his new car sees a nail scratched phrase in sex YOU ARE THE BEST !!!
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