- This is a rescue service ?!
- Yes.
- in my apartment fireball !!!
- The room?
- No, the kitchen ...
- Near the window?
- was around the plate ...
- And now?
- sitting at the table drinking coffee ... ... Bitch!
***
- I have come from a fairy tale come!
- From what?
- From good.
- Kicked?
***
- Girl, let's will lie a couple of times, and there, staring, and want to live life together!
- And you see, and have .....
***
- You know what?
- What?
- Go-ka you in the soft tissue posterior lateral surface of the pelvis, presented in the form of the gluteal muscles, subcutaneous tissue and skin!
- That's how we started talking!Go-ka you to deviant, expletive name penis in Russian and other Slavic languages!Forward!
***
- Yasha, you will need to do more at home!
- What could be more Semyon Markovich ?!Seventh neighbor hanged! ..
***
peasant for the first time comes to the street red light.
He rings the doorbell girl.
languid voice asks:
- What do you want?
- I came to get me fucked!
- Then lower the 250 euros per box for mail.
guy dropped the money into the slot.It is worth waiting for.Nothing happens.It rings again.
- Who's there?What do you need?- He asks again languid voice.
- I came to get me fucked!
- you that once enough?
***
- Do you remember my suggestion to show your tits, you said: "Only after the wedding!"?
- You're late - I already have a husband!
- Well, come on, show me!
***
- lonely me something ...
- Take the microscope, make smear tonsils and reviewed.The feeling of loneliness will disappear immediately.
***
Go to the table a guy 18 years old, and fun dressed woman is clearly older than 30, both with trays.Flies a young girl, shouting:
- bitch, bastard, I'm in the mouth, nose, I do not like me - I was on my old women, bitch !!!.
Flips a tray in the hands of a woman and escapes.
five minutes later brought another tray.Man and woman eating in silence.
Man:
- Ma-am ... Well, I think this is the best compliment?! ...
