Funny Friday: a kaleidoscope of jokes!

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- This is a rescue service ?!

- Yes.

- in my apartment fireball !!!

- The room?

- No, the kitchen ...

- Near the window?

- was around the plate ...

- And now?

- sitting at the table drinking coffee ... ... Bitch!

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- I have come from a fairy tale come!

- From what?

- From good.

- Kicked?

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- Girl, let's will lie a couple of times, and there, staring, and want to live life together!

- And you see, and have .....

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- You know what?

- What?

- Go-ka you in the soft tissue posterior lateral surface of the pelvis, presented in the form of the gluteal muscles, subcutaneous tissue and skin!

- That's how we started talking!Go-ka you to deviant, expletive name penis in Russian and other Slavic languages!Forward!

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- Yasha, you will need to do more at home!

- What could be more Semyon Markovich ?!Seventh neighbor hanged! ..

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peasant for the first time comes to the street red light.

He rings the doorbell girl.

languid voice asks:

- What do you want?

- I came to get me fucked!

- Then lower the 250 euros per box for mail.

guy dropped the money into the slot.It is worth waiting for.Nothing happens.It rings again.

- Who's there?What do you need?- He asks again languid voice.

- I came to get me fucked!

- you that once enough?

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- Do you remember my suggestion to show your tits, you said: "Only after the wedding!"?

- You're late - I already have a husband!

- Well, come on, show me!

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- lonely me something ...

- Take the microscope, make smear tonsils and reviewed.The feeling of loneliness will disappear immediately.

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Go to the table a guy 18 years old, and fun dressed woman is clearly older than 30, both with trays.Flies a young girl, shouting:

- bitch, bastard, I'm in the mouth, nose, I do not like me - I was on my old women, bitch !!!.

Flips a tray in the hands of a woman and escapes.

five minutes later brought another tray.Man and woman eating in silence.

Man:

- Ma-am ... Well, I think this is the best compliment?! ...