This story happened in the United States.I had a friend - a student, let's call him Andrew, who studied physics.Vocabulary he was just on scientific topics.The English-Russian dictionary did not look at all.Before this story to me, he argued that it is always possible to do a simple set of words, or, using simple words, ask what you need.
SinceMachine he was not, he asked for me to go to Walmart - cheap shop where you can buy almost everything you need for your home.And he needs to buy an enema.Well, the problem he suffered after going to the Chinese restaurant.As enema translated into English, he did not know.But that did not stop him.To me he said that he needed to buy something at the pharmacy, which was in the shop.And many things that are non-prescription, just put on the shelves in front of the pharmacy.
That begins to look for Andrew enema.And this time I chose the eye drops.Look, Andrew is sent to the old woman, who was laying out the goods on the shelves.Then their dialogue (in Russian):
Andrew (A), referring to the old woman (C):
(A) - Sorry, I have a problem.
(C) - How can I help?
(A) - I want to poop.
old woman froze.Then something thought, replied:
(C) - The toilet is located near the exit.
(A) - I can not in the closet, becauseI have it turns out nothing.I need to poop here.
old woman, obviously a lot of things that survived, froze.Apparently trying to understand - or is this maniac who stick to it, or crazy and need to retire.In maniac Andrew did not like.In a crazy, like, too.After another pause, the old woman knew something she did not understand, came out of his stupor and two crazy talk continued:
(C) - Sorry, I'll probably not get it.Do you want to poop right here?
(A) - Yes, right here.
old woman again fell into a stupor.Then he said a remarkable phrase:
(C) - But we can not defecate.
(A) - Why?
(C) - And who will clean up all this ??????
Then I dragged Andrei away from sin, after apologizing to an old woman.
in her eyes, however, can be read only one sentence - "lived ..."
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