Oh, these amazing parent meetings: free entrance, exit - from 3 to 5 thousand rubles ..
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If the old man, catching goldfish, the first thing would order another wife, a fairy tale could endcompletely different ...
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This is how you will reflect, and bisexual and send something nowhere, any option suits him ...
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seems that the "shelf life" on chocolates - this is superfluous information... Where have you seen that are stored chocolate ?!
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Life - a theater where no one knows the script, but walk into the prompters.
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I was friends with the head?I'll tell you more!We sleep together!
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How cool is hot coffee? Easy! Go for a minute in the Internet and ready .......... !!!!
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Any person can play the point, regardless, he finished music school or not.
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Washing machine, dishwasher, kuhoyny processor, washing vacuum cleaner, microwave ... hmmm, what's next?A!Marry a vibrator!
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If the neighborhood kids very noisy, tell them over the wall, you dwarf living in the socket, and you need to feed the nails.
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If you bring to the ear shell, you can hear the water gushing out of the tap is now on the floor.
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Sverhoptimist - this is the same guy who even while in deep shit, was not discouraged, and gurgles playfully and provocatively.
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you still think that 1 ruble - it is not money?Then try to marshrutchiki fare ruble less.
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name Oral B toothbrush - is a ready script for a porn film.
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Roma, who have not stolen a single horse in the camp are considered virgins.
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Somehow proverb "give - take" is not a strong argument, when you try to prevail upon the girl to blow.
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Housekeeping tip: If you do not know what to do in a situation, imagine in place of her husband.You'll be able to explain to him how and what he should do.
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And you know what origami is very soothing nerves?Especially bl ... s, when it is impossible !!!
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Someone at birth ... ... dear God ... gives ruchenki gold, and someone ... just ... zhoponku adventure!
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happy ending - a man's penis after orgasm.
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