As said Miss Marple, a lot of innuendo is because people carelessly build phrases.
My friend has a 19-year-old daughter from his first marriage, Sasha and 50-year-old husband Sasha second marriage.Well basically, the story is already clear, is not it?But still funny.Try to imagine in the people.
So the Russian village.Girlfriend with small children (no husband) is staying with her mother in law.There, at a party, sitting grandfather Basil (svekrovin brother) with his wife, children and grandchildren.Small children play in the yard, guys are leisurely conversation, women bustle, sweet cat hums, buzzing flies ... lyapota.
- A Th Sasha something no?When you get that?- He asks his grandfather Basil.
- and they flew to the Bahamas for 2 weeks, the two of us - meets a girlfriend, all thoughts of her daughter, which for the first time released abroad.
- Who is it, the two of us?At work, or what?
- Well, where is the work.With boyfriend Sasha.What?Let the rest!I'm all for it"!(in fact, the girlfriend was not too "for", and worried about her daughter. But, as every person who is trying to convince, first of all, herself, to kinsfolk, she said very confidently.)
There was a pause.People digests heard.Father Basil tries to imagine a 50-year-old Sasha, bald, with her boyfriend in the Bahamas.Sashka's mother choked on tea.And I blushed.Pause become tangible.
- I do not understand.What is it like?You know everything and let go?Sasha, then to the Bahamas, and your children dig potatoes?
- Yeah, okay, let him rest.Year of something heavy was.
Another pause.If a friend of metal zippers, crying, complaining, scandals ... people would understand.But the scandal is not present, so everything is stuck.
- A Th for a boyfriend?(it has filed a voice niece Sasha senior. Peasants like as indecent is asked, and she, like, you can).
- Yes, a great guy.I do not know that you are so frowned.Good guy.And in general, they have long been found.A decent boy, and the family had decent.He was, however, 30 years old, the age difference, of course.But I think it's not scary.By the way, he worked in Gazprom.
Somehow detail about Gazprom revived this nonsense.It appears that the subconscious belief of ordinary people that "everything piderasy."
- Duck, what's this?They are the Bahamas, and you here with the kids threw?What, you did not hurt that it?
- Hospodi, why do I need them, in the Bahamas, then?Without me go and understand.(in fact, true, nothing to argue)
- Yes, how?Do you have pride in something?
- Come on you .. (girlfriend feels the tension in the air, but does not understand where it came from. She instinctively begins to defend his daughter) ... well, they love each other, well, that's fine, I just "yes", do not sitSasha is a lifetime under my skirt.
in-law, myself wondering throws daughter eyes full approval.It certainly confused by the son in the Bahamas with some young Gazprom's boyfriend .... but on the other hand, the support of her daughter somehow pleases.
- Yes, shame on you, then?More in my city gone mad!Lit bl ... dstvo!What a shame it!- I could not stand the grandfather Basil.
- Yeah, come on, himself in his youth to remember something, uzhel not amused?- Peacefully friend said, referring to the fact that my grandfather was known as Vasily local Casanova married and by aerial (as the famous family legend).
Father Basil choked vodka.People hid his eyes.Senior grandson grandfather Basil looked at his grandfather with great interest.
wrote Mark Twain, "Lower the curtain of charity over the end of the scene." "Tom Sawyer," Chapter 4 ".
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