This article will tell you how to play a colleague in the office with the least physical and moral losses for themselves.After all, a bad joke can provoke a completely unpredictable consequences.So before you play a colleague in the office, should review a variety of options draws in order to choose the most successful.
carefully, funny!
Before you play a colleague in the office, you should carefully read the rules of precaution.
- should not interrupt the work process for a long time, as well as to mislead the rest of the team work of the office.Since
- play colleague in the office does not always work correctly, it is likely that he would be offended, and even later to take revenge.And it can be even more cruel joke than the one that played it.
- Do not make fun of people who have no sense of humor or is it different from generally accepted in the team.
- Do not make fun of those who stand on the ladder above, even if the difference between "stages" is relatively small.
- Drawings for colleagues should be neutral, do not touch the exterior, shortcomings, family and material status of a particular person.Even the cute habit of publicly ridiculed, may deeply offend man.
Speak, please, louder!
Before play colleagues often joker have something to prepare.For example, to print a sign about this content: "From today, the office starts a new service - voice control of electrical appliances.
- To turn the kettle by saying the phrase "Tea!»
- Tea starts with: "I want a cup of coffee!»
- Before you start the microwave oven must be set command: "pot, boil!»
- To enable lightingthe room should say, "Let there be light."Teams should be given to uttering them clearly and loudly as possible. "
post should be classified at the door leading into the room eating, after turning off the light there.Very fun joker then hear a loud yell trusting colleagues in the room eating, giving orders instrument.
Funny advertisement for the general labialization
Since the play colleague in the office on April 1, and can in this way, you should not skimp on them.Funny ads must be posted at the information stand, where they will see the whole team.They can be read as follows.
«Today all urgently need to be labialization.For verifying the certificate and go to the office № ___ ».Specify be his office.
labialization called method of pronouncing sounds with stretched forth his lips - "duck".Therefore, those who appear for help should be offered as a test to say the phrase "April's Fool - do not believe anyone!", Stretching his lips.
Endemic IQ test and conceit
Wondering how to play a colleague in the office on April 1, you can develop a special cool test.It may be about the.
«Nametest ___
Age (years) ___
Personal opinion about your IQ (a number from 1 to 10) ___
actual test results IQ tested in the study № ___
diagnosis specialist ____
Date of test ___
Signature ___ »
In the office "responsible for verifying IQ» Joker offers his own cool the subject test, the result of which must be lower than the number 5. On this basis in the "diagnosis" indicates "high self-esteem."
But do not take someone else's!
This joke less harmless than the previous one.But sometimes it bothers to notice as reduced supplies of food left in the refrigerator for general!And since you can play colleagues and for the benefit of the common cause, it is proposed that option.
necessary beforehand to prepare a few dishes with the filling: cakes, pies or "nuts."Some should be trivial to "internal".But some pieces need to fill with peppers, onions, or herring.
so important to choose the combination that it was unexpected and possibly the most disgusting.For example, a pie with herring, "nut" with raw onion, sweet cake with a layer of salt.
During lunch, need someone to treat brought by, but from "normal food".It should do this at all, loudly touting a unique flavor to attract the attention of thieves.But "fun" food should be put in the refrigerator.
However, there is no guarantee that someone else's lover profit will fall and give himself.Rather, he "eats" and products, and resentment on the sly, and his invasion of the host learns only to reduce the number of "goodies."
Nechay blame the mirror, if face is crooked!
Since the play can be a colleague at work using a conventional mirror, it is necessary to talk about this in more detail.Joker has to come to the office before the rest of employees.He did not make much effort to stick soap on the mirror Print photos any ghosts.In the cinema you can pick up a good character.
every employee the right to the mirror stumbles look not on his own reflection, and the terrible mordahu.Text states that "necha blame the mirror," they say, who are to blame for the fact that you have a green ears?
You can do this joke and individually.This will require slightly change the function of his hand a small mirror.Pretending that a colleague spot on the forehead or cheek, we should offer him to wipe it.And at this moment is gently put his hand his "loaded" mirror.Catch phrase beginning with the word "necha", you say, but you can replace it with the words about the first of April.
«Capsule-matryoshka»
remarkable rally to a colleague's birthday - a cool gift.It can be packaged in several stacked one in another box.Before you proceed to the birthday boy unpacking offerings, it can be prevented that the box can be opened only after the fulfillment of a number.
Thus, the hero of the occasion will be forced to sing a few songs and read a bunch of verses before gets to the main gift.
"Greedy" Cavalier
no secret that every girl wants to marry.Therefore draws on March 8 colleagues can build on this ladies wish.Of course, since you can only play a trick on a very familiar collaborator, a sense of humor and reactions that joker sure a hundred percent.
during working hours at the office messenger to come with a bunch of flowers and a box of chocolates.Prepared friends begin to resent the fact that her boyfriend is so tightfisted.This is necessary, to present such a trivial modest gift!
However, opening the packaging of sweets, she suddenly discovers in etui with a wedding ring.All around the freeze, and in the silence suddenly hear the voice of the groom.That he walked into the room and makes for all the beautiful, romantic proposal!
Blue Screen of Death
Before you play a colleague in the office after the holidays, you should work on his computer.After all, machines are usually not idle doing nothing at the time, when someone is resting.Therefore, change the background wallpaper computer fairly easy.
most successful option is to replace the wallpaper in the usual "Blue Screen of Death."Came from vacation colleague should be informed that his computer is something wrong and it ceased to function in the desired mode.Before the eyes of the upset specialist appears "terrible" picture.Colleagues stokes assumptions that are likely to restore the lost data is not possible.
Why do not the shortcuts on the desktop?
This trick can come and draw colleagues in a normal working day.Only except for "blue screen of death" can be used a screenshot of the desktop.However, it should advance to hide all the shortcuts in a secluded place, so they are not displayed, and the screen saver sreen replace old desktop.That's really laugh employees over the hapless bungler left his work tool unattended in a team where everyone is able to play a joke on his colleague!
Some merry go even further and turn the screenshot prior to installation on the desktop.It is easy to imagine the confusion of the host computer that sees a still "upside down"!
A Call Ivan Kuzmich!
If there is a question as to play a colleague in the office on the phone, you can use the option of collective fun.To achieve this will require some jokes number of participants.They, moving away from the office "victim" away, call playmaker colleague requested to call the phone mythical Ivan Kuzmich.
After 5-7 calls a poor colleague is being hardly suppressed anger.And then it "finishes" the last lunge pranksters: a call from Ivan Kuzmich, who introduced himself politely asked if he did not call this number anybody.
call from a telephone exchange operator
Prank Calls - the most fun.Today, the practice calls from cellular operators.Indeed, quite funny when a pleasant female voice announces that the debt subscriber for support call operator was a tidy sum, such as $ 50.Possible options for messages, such as: "News from the operator: you are transferred to the new tariff" Stop talking "- billing per second, every second counts twice as much as the previous one!"Or: "Due to network congestion, you transfer from the" Beeline "on the" Megaphone ", the balance in your account is canceled!"
Improper parking
Pretty cool call purporting to be from the Russian Interior Ministry traffic police officer would do almost every day car owner.Text messages may look something like this.
«Hello, you're concerned about Sergeant Poloverko.Then your car is standing on stoyanochke.Well, we have entered into it a little bit.She stood there so badly wrong.In short, we have already kicked the tires, and headlights were chattering, and you still do not get out.They still have already been cracked.In short, we had exhausted them.A Th?Do not be so carelessly put the car that people travel is impossible!In short, leave the parking lot, take it with your documents, money to pay the fine, well, another bribe tyschonku not forget.We understand.In short, you may have to drive to our office.Or once in a restaurant.Because we have played!From April 1! »
call from the registrar
This trick is suitable for bachelors.It is also implemented by means of a telephone call.
«Hello, this is from the registrar.Then came your girlfriend with passports.She asked to issue a marriage by telephone.Today, this service is connected only with us!You are required after the start of the march of Mendelssohn tunes sound just press the number 1, which means consent.If you do not press the button, it will be tantamount to consent.In meditation you are given a minute.So, the time has gone! "And then, of course, starts playing the wedding march.
