When you quarrel, and then reconciled, and the next day do not remember, because of what the swearing - it is true love.Although multiple sclerosis manifests as well.
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Our life is a constant choice of whom to entrust his ring finger and who average ...
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For women, there is no problem that can not be set up ...
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only chance to lose weight with green tea - to climb the mountains and collect most of its ...
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Matriarchy - this is when a man is busy with the housework, threatened to obtain on a farm.
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like medieval peasants adorned their weapons and jewels were not afraid that his friends will say to them: "Why are you like pudop?ยป
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Religion - is when the thick thin taught to observe fasting.
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Pouring cold water gives a good mood!And, anyway, who are you hosed ...
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Men's madness for a woman - just a romp in the sandbox compared to the adventures that are capable women for men ...
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one computer in the past,family - a luxury, now - mockery.
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When a man is alone in the house, his refrigerator gaining 300 display for the evening.
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Someone arrives from vacation brown, someone - blue.
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Of course, you can wait for the weather and littered pond.But much more prestigious and comfortable waiting for her at the blue sea.
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US - it is black and white mess where everyone is looking pipisku.
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Inexperienced mushroom can visit the exhibition of paintings by Salvador Dali from the comfort of wood.
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happens, just get used to the man, and he changes the avatar ...
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Love - it is all different ..... Someone Cupid shoots an arrow at the heart,someone - the head of the howitzer ...
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main paradox of life: all the people know how to birth, but few people know - why.
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The woman has two main requirements - need to someone to speak with someone not to talk.
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Women like romantic men, while men do not need help.And he is such a - a tear in his eye, handles ... ops ..
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Council of Women: If you hit upon a man's weak point, the probe it as long as it does not become strong.
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Impotent - both captive partisans: all to shoot, but his rifle taken away.
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You can not say "chlenchik" because this diminutive of "member".And have you ever seen a member of that affection by decreases ?!
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