Funny modern signs

All signs - fortunately, only one - to yours, the other - a stranger.

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How much trash or rammed - will have to endure.

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crumbled salt - to quarrel.Crumbled sugar - to the world.Crumble the cocaine - a magical feel and phantasmagoric visions.

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If leaving the premises, you will be hooked on the doorknob, then be sure to come back.

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Fell fork - someone will come.Fell Spoon - someone hands out there ... nN grow.

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If you recovered at 5 kg per week, then this diet advised best friend.

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If Midsummer girl and the guy saw a fern flower, they do not pour.

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cracked mirror - to the distress.Cracked gum from cowards - much to my shame, well, a little.I cracked condom - it is better to cracked mirror.

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If Midsummer Night woman jump over the fire, until the autumn it is not necessary to shave your legs.

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if he looks straight in the eye, it's time to take care of the figure.

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Monday sneeze - to the present.Tuesday sneeze, but stronger - if the gift is still there.All week sneezing - to the doctor.

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To the couple were happily married, they need to reverse a laurel branch, cut the potatoes, chop carrots, pour the broth, lightly salt the and cook until done.And then eat in one day.

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If the end of May were wonderful, warm, starry, romantic nights - you will give birth in February.

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If your sandwich down with oil up, then you have smeared it on the wrong side.

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If you crossed the road a black cat, so she had things to do on the other side of the street.

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Money can not take your left hand (bad for the heart) and the right hand (the damage to the liver).Money is best to grab with both hands!

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If a friend asked for a cell phone, a minute to talk to my mom - is in serious financial losses.

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If there were circles around the sun - it is time to ventilate the room and wash the windows.

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If smoke spread along the ground - go back and turn off the iron if the post rises - you can not go back.

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If a woman has a ring on his hand, then it is most likely married.If the beads, it does not mean anything.If the ring and beads - she was married, but it does not mean anything ...

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Girls should fear to meet a man with an empty wallet.This meeting promises disappointment.

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