Cheerful news

Scientists have shown that the most truthful test to determine temperament - a yellow traffic light.

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All-Russian strike reclining met bumps all the cities of the government bill on the reform of the Interior Ministry.The initiative group of strikers put forward the demand to rename the "speed bumps" in the "lying policemen".

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At Furniture Fair a great interest among the visitors enjoyed one of the exhibits.It turned out the reason was a typo made in the price tag, "chair konchalka 7,000 rubles."

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proved that the employee quit, once deprived of the office of news and gossip.

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on demonstrations won the French gymnast.She showed the most.

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Tyumen region is similar in size to France.More on France, she does not like.

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emergency on children's matinee - a boy in a suit mushroomer kicked the boy in a suit of mushroom.

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Ministry of Health Lottery "Lotto-sick"!Weekly played: Bulletins from 3 to 5 days, flat for recruits treatment abroad and a super prize - the first group of disability.

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Ukraine no support in the Middle East conflict: do not eat fat, neither the one nor the other side.

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appears, students have the distinctive feature of the memory did not know, but he remembered.

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Statistics show that for every man over 85 years old accounted for 7 women.But, alas, it was too late.

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Tajik turtles live on the eight pieces in one shell.

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Federal Security International same.Title loud, but condoms do and have not learned.

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In fact, learn to perform Indian dances is not difficult: the bulb is screwed in one hand, the other stroking the dog.

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appears invented soccer grandfather, who is still caught up with Bun escaped.

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Detained teacher sadist.He put his disciples units not only in the school magazine, but also by their photos on the "Classmates".

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At a meeting of the International Assembly on the island of Madagascar was officially recognized as a cartoon.

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director cemetery buried themselves at work.

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As a result of the special operation the Interior Ministry, in sandboxes Moscow detained dozens of minor participants of the "blue bucket".

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feature film "Alice in Wonderland" in the Netherlands found the documentary.

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drunk surgeon refused to make plastic surgery a woman, saying that she is so beautiful.

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schoolboy found a million dollars and handed the find to the police.Sobbed the mother claims that her son proud.

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At the World Championships the main prize of modesty took participants from Israel, who finished last.

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Sensation!The first edition of Conan Doyle in Korean.Readers wondering: that there is a problem at the Baskervilles?

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new traditional Japanese cuisine is called "USSR".This is one-sixth of the land.

Articles Source: RUNET