3 funny stories about the stronger sex ...
Bring one winter to the hospital women with distant farm in his truck.Woman lying on the back seat, "a Muscovite," groans.
became its extract to bring to the hospital.
looks, and she had a baby head between his legs sticking out.And the head, wearing a cap ....
All precipitate fell, and father explains:
- Yes already approached and he climbed.Well, I told him, and put a bonnet, not to chill.Winter still.
So sometimes are born not only shirts, but in the cap.
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morning.I'm sitting on the pot, in the hands of newly purchased mobile phone Samsung.That is to say, studying the functional phone.
Unexpectedly, I find the "Specials".Well, I think you have to experience, Th for the theme.I read a help function: "If you are in an emergency situation, press the side key four times. Specials will be automatically sent to the recipients ..."
I went into the settings, put the number of the recipient's wife, save four times the button - there!I hear his wife in the hall phone beeped melodically - works eksel-moksel!Well, I think, great, cool feature.And that goes for the text?
I went into the settings, read: "I'm in trouble! I need help!"
And then on my phone from my wife comes SMSka response: "the toilet paper there ....."
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This case occurred in England a couple of years ago.Burglars broke into the main repository of masterful major overseas bank.
"one left" in a matter of seconds, they opened the safe ... and were very unpleasantly surprised - in open cabinets instead of the desired cash, diamonds and gold bullion robbers found the same jar with some pudding.
But thieves do not be angry - apparently a gang and was still pretty hungry.Going into the excitement, the boys began to deftly reveal unusual packaging and with an appetite to eat the contents.Ate to satiety.
Later, police repeatedly scrolling record hidden camera, rolling on the floor laughing, enjoying the sight of the robbers and comments: "If there is no gold or money, so at least nazhremsya for free ..."
Incident went down in history ...as the largest sperm bank robbery Manchester.
Articles Source: RUNET
