The aircraft itching

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Statistics show that thirty percent of the adult population is deathly afraid of flying.But to admit their fears not everyone will be decided.Simply climb on the Internet, look for what some pills.So did one guy before flying on holiday in Italy.And how that turned out?

honest - the guy was afraid to fly wildly.But even more, he was afraid to show himself a wimp in front of friends from this merry company, with whom he flew to soak up the sea sand.Therefore, before flying swallowed a sedative, and motion sickness pills, poured all a good dose viskarya, and zakus sucked on takeoff caramel.Kokteylchik turned Timber harvesting.In the sense - the guy knocked on the entire flight.On the landing of his friends had to sleep under the arms to haul the ladder.

When the man returned to life in the hotel, it turned out that his whole body itches wildly.That turned out to be a side effect of a tablet-alcohol mixture.In the cool of the itchy little passing.If I go back to the birch trees, the shade on everything would quickly cease.But Italy is a country hot, had to endure.Yet, when the itching becomes unbearable, the guy started to scrape the hard body, scaring the local monkey antics and grimaces.But not all decent place to scratch in public.Namely, they sweated and itched all over.

So the first night the whole Chesney company to explore the city.On the streets of fun, music everywhere, people walking!From the coolness of the night the itch a little bit easier.There is, life is happy.Suddenly he begins to itch wildly ass!Terpezhu no no.And so he turns around and commercials - itching, infection!Right to tear and throw away!The friends looked at his antics and laugh over the poor fellow.The guy turned his way and understands fifteen minutes - all kirdyk!If we do not will air its economy, it will bring home a hard-boiled.Here he does not stand up and say druzhbanov: - I have so itchy ass!No strength!Those neigh - What, right itself?Tom nowhere to go - That's it, that she can not!I get up to the wall and will scratch!And you will cover me ...

Said - done.The company moved to the side nearest the house.Our sufferer turns to the wall first got back, lower a little pants and begins to itch selflessly.The spectacle of unpleasant, companions stand around with sour mugs.Of course, who likes to look at the baboon paws itchy ass!This continues a couple of minutes.Then itching attacks his friends!They, too, are beginning to squirm, but with laughter.The guy does not understand anything, turns his head ... no wall behind him, and tinted glass Spanish restaurant!And it ochchchchen mysterious looking man, who was sitting right in front of his "fifth point".Points soared over his forehead, filled spoon hung in the air on the way to his mouth.Bon appetit, senor!

When the boy came to his senses somewhere in the two blocks away from the restaurant, itching vanished.Small fright - samoluchshee remedy for allergies.Although, to tease her Aboriginal bare ass, you have to be this extreme.A cardinal rule of dangerous show - do not try!


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