The Institute lectures on computer technology, we were online communications.In particular compared Ethernet technology and Token Ring.Here's how they explained to us the teacher:
"Imagine a meeting of their chiefs. All sit in a circle, and carry each other peace pipe. Talk can only be one who tube the rest patiently listen. When the speaker finished, he handed the phone to the next circlewho can talk himself or, if he has nothing to say on the phone transmits. Therefore, everyone has a chance vyskazatsya, and listen to the words of others. That's - Token Ring. "
"Now imagine our Duma. Everyone starts talking when they want, without any coordination, and naturally constantly interrupt each other. Tellingly, one often opens his mouth even before I realized that the other was going to say.
Then beginyelling that type can not hear anything, and that all shut up. Somehow established order; who first breath, the bazaar and starts over again until it is naturally not will kill again. And it all starts over again. That's - Ethernet!"
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story told by students of the Academy of Fine Arts.There was obsessed by architecture students.And so he liked to draw, that all through the night spent at the drawing board, while producing unimaginable sounds that interfere with sleep all its neighbors in the communal apartment.All the neighbors for a long time to persuade him not to do so even at night, but he was deaf to their requests.
And that's where the patience of the most nearest neighbor was over - they decided to teach him a lesson.Sewed it a little knitted hat that is made it to a smaller size.And the next morning (again, after a crazy night) so casually to him and say, 'Che, do you, my dear man, his head was swollen, become greater. "Well, naturally, he does not believe.There is a second neighbor came up and said, yeah, sure.And all they one and the same thing.But he still does not believe.I looked in the mirror - it feels good.And in the streets began to gather.Then a cap on it, and will not go.It is, without a word, took off his cap and went to bed.More on the night he was not working.
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This story actually took place at the Mathematics and Mechanics Faculty of the Leningrad University in the late '60s.
Two teachers, one of whom had an artificial eye, and the other - a prosthetic leg, taking the exam.The teacher took a leg to go, and a second teacher, wanting to make a joke, said: "Well, you come quickly, one foot here and the other - there."What immediately came the reply: "Well, and here you see both."
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real story of student life Taganrog Radio Engineering Institute.Head.chair of descriptive geometry stuttered badly, once the lecture, drawing another projection, he commented on his actions:
- A t..teper et..tu p..ploskost for .. .. zasht, zashtri ...
Who-That the audience could not stand completely on autopilot prompted the end of the phrase.What the professor, without turning around, without any stuttering replied:
- Who does what, and I chalk.
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a lecture on gravity, which was held by the old, hard of hearing, Professor, there was complete silence.At this time, the professor wrote on the board the next fucking empirical formula.
One of the students is particularly fed up with it and it is in the hearts, with confidence, that the professor does not hear it, almost inaudibly says: "Oh, Grandpa you have zae * Al!"
Hand writing professor trembled, and continuing, without turning, write, he says, "Take heart, devonka. Take heart!".
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sit on the practice of science, studying DOS (yes, it was a long time, but in some institutions still studying it).Laboratory goes and helps everyone.
And then one of the girls in the message shows Retry / Abort / Fail and wondered what to do.Laboratory suits and says:
- you need to abortion!
Dumb.
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