Pre-New Year shopping.I went to the store, which constantly are chocolate cakes.Two species."Caprice" and "fad".With different additives and different sizes.I hear the dialogue:
- girl and say, you whims something to eat?
- The vagaries of today, no.But I have a big fad.To show you?
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group of parents started a for Israeli children amateur matinee.
Someone Dad-dedmoroz hard entertained the audience, handing out gifts, when someone from inquisitive children asked, where is the Snow Maiden?
What bewildered actor mumbled the first thing that came to mind:
"Well, kids ... You have such a hot country that Maiden ... uh ... melted ..."
terrible roar was his answer.
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On New Year year-old girl presented with a walking Santa Claus.It was in the mid-90s and grandfathers were such a rarity.
grandfather moved hesitantly moving his feet and raised his hand to the shoulder with a bell.All this, of course, accompanied by Christmas songs such as Jingle bells (or as it is there).
What could make year-old child with a toy?
Clearly the case tried to undress and took away the bell.
grandfather was undressed and immediately ceased to go lay on his side, frantically tugging at his feet and shook his hand in the area of the genitals.Paralytic-masturbator.Adults
all died ...
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real history.It occurred in the city of Yerevan, in the concert hall "Russia".I then took her younger sister in the children's New Year's performance.Well, as expected, Santa Claus with a fake white beard, lifelong Maiden almost middle-aged with him in a blue mini-robe hops ...
And this is the proposed Santa Claus kids poems about him from the stage to read.Who reads - what a gift: dry biscuits and cobbles in a plastic figure of indeterminate sex and religion: whether Santa Claus, then tortured by the fascists of the same Maiden.
But kids do not understand it all, with a sense of well read poems, gifts rejoice.The proud parents are sitting Zali photographed.Father Christmas himself seated on a chair, holding a microphone in his hand.And the kids at the center of the stage the other microphone installed.
And here enters the scene patsanenok 5-6 years, but this kind of polubanditskogo (future new Russian, probably) and read the following poem: (who knows the poem, sorry for the incomplete version)
Grandpa Lenin wrote a decree
vodka and beer to drink, he ordered
Drink, brothers, bellies bursting
girls at his Decree on send!
And it's in the middle of the 80s!Since then anti-Soviet because it was strictly, but the people in the room anyway oborzhalsya and Santa Claus was in complete confusion.
- It is ... well .. it is Who has taught you so, boy?
kid so proudly:
- Dad!
(DM) - Come on, boy, come into place soon!Not shawls!As
and gift?- Offended boy.
And Grandfather Frost already recovered from the first shock and so feigned bass:
- A gift I tell you, boy, I will not.I do not like your poem!
said in a warning to others so severely in the room looked.
The boy pouted and directly into the microphone:
- Well, what are you still bitch Santa Claus!
Can you imagine that happening in the hall ... with chairs crawled ...
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Once we sat in the evening after a hard day's work in the kitchen at my friend, and I must say that weit works both grandfathers frosts, and often the grass any stories about New Year.And he told me this story, real, even in the photo evidence shows: it was a few years ago.
One called him a man, and wants to order a Santa Claus and Snow Maiden, so they congratulated him on his six-year daughter.The guy on the phone this long questioned about the program, all interested, he experienced Santa Claus or a beginner.About shoes especially asked.It appears to him in the past year came to Grandfather slightly tipsy and in sneakers.And his daughter noticed it and something suspect, the pope became a tricky question to ask.Dad is also very worried, did not want his daughter all this Christmas romance ahead of time the dust has gone.And he began to pick up a decent contender for the role of Santa Claus in a good suit, boots and necessarily in a luxurious white beard.In general, they agreed that a month later, exactly at four o'clock, Grandfather Frost (my friend) had to ring the doorbell of his apartment.
month passed, my friend is going, and going with my granddaughter to this peasant.A long time to go, and on the outskirts of Moscow metro still on the bus saw about forty minutes.He sits down in a minibus, and he accidentally sees four other young men, boys, girls, with a typical load (large bags and plastic bags with which the clothing).He does not attach any importance to this, quietly descends on his stop.Further, he has watched with great interest as the pair go along with it.And slender march, looking at each other, go hand in hand in the same house.And more than one entrance!My buddy starts a little nervous, and his companions also clearly uneasy feeling.They comes in porch, politely passing each other, still in tense silence, and rise on the elevator on the same floor.Then my friend breaks, and he asks the perennial question: "Are you in which apartment?".It turns out that all of them have come into the same, and at the same time!Well, we stood it in front of the door, talked and found out that, apparently, this guy decided to err, and memory had turned bad and he forgot that a month ago someone agreed, and then forgot to cancel one order, andby all the faithful to his word and very evil Santas gathered near his apartment ... What to do?Order outside the ring road and the distant snow, everyone wants to get money for the order ...
We decided to go all!Only with an interval of ten minutes.And off we go, first one couple in ten minutes of the second, and my buddy with his granddaughter latest.Some say: "We - Father Frost and the Snow Maiden from the North Pole."Others: "We - Father Frost and the Snow Maiden from the South Pole."And my friend thought and thought, where it can be, and said angrily: "And we said to the equator!» ...
The man was stunned by such an influx, standing in the hallway and blinked, but his daughters loved it!She then told the Pope that it was her amy sa-best New Year!Well, that will not do for the child?He had to pay all grandfathers!Of course, he was upset, but kept a stiff upper lip even began to smile at the end.So there they were photographed together, and this picture is still my friend is, and he shows it to everyone.A girl, probably, already grown up, but on this New Year still remembers.
Photo source: evesnewyear.com
Articles Source: promoroz.ru
