If a dispute with a man does not give results, go to the negotiating table.
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man devoured at night under a blanket in a mug jar of condensed milk, is capable of any crime
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Modesty adorns, arrogance easier.
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man - a man who divides into two kinds of flowers: roses and "and here it is called?"
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can not give everybody everything, for all the lots, but only a little!
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Four stages of human life: yet already so, even so, there is no
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Why do women call themselves the kitty or a tigress?It doe and female platypus, too, are lonely and playful.
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Replacing the usual "gee" to "uh" at times makes us intelligent eyes interlocutor
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Sometimes outfit is so bad that it becomes even good.
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Under the guise of a bachelor hiding latent henpecked ...
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red dress - is the cry, burgundy dress - a point of view, a black dress - a vital position.
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iPhone - it's like syphilis on the farm.First, the chairman, then all other
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Earlier in the homes of the crackling fire, and now the keyboard ...
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rage - ladies purse from last scrotum sponsor
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Writing pen can be accidentally forged the signature of a person with the surname Ishishin
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experienced proctologist quickly determine where you grow your hands!
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Scottish army looks even more menacing in windy weather ...
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What is extreme ?!This is when we climb up to their page in Odnoklassniki, and behind your significant other!
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Nothing better than bare-ass does not distinguish bought from reading.
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sometimes think everything will be cool and garbage out.And sometimes you think: is garbage ... and how the water looked!
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conscience come up with evil people.That she was tormented by good people.
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Bbesit when one-piece of shit, and behaves as if "Rafaelka" !!!
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Friendship is different from the love that she can not do.
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life - like toilet paper!It seems that long, and spend on shit.
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We grow old and Piggy and Stepashka still young, and they have new women
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Love - is when you get up early to cook him a cup of coffee .... and have a coffeeready ....!
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.... Lovely woman!If you change your favorite before topple him, backfill him a laxative mixed with Viagra ...
And let this dog, obosrŅ ... smiling with happiness on your opponent !!!
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