Guide to Action ...
1-3 months
1. Every evening to arrange a poison - such as overdue eat fish and drink milk.Then you find out why.
2. The next morning, get up, drink a sleeping pill and go to work.If you strongly feel sick - stay home, but if you please clean up and cook dinner.
3. To bind the feet of sandbags - a half kilogrammma.
4. Eat cheese.If you do not want to - a little bit.
5. It does not eat, you can not.It is too.And this.Better - bullseye.
6. Throw soda, are you?
7. Lie down and eat more yogurt.
8. Wipe once vomited.Do not call my wife - she's busy.
9. Go to the clinic and turn blood from a vein to AIDS and syphilis.
10. Three times a month for inspection at the proctologist.
3-6 months
1. By the abdomen front tie the mattress with water.
2. When worn - not you untying it, and stare at his shoes.
3. Sleep is also a mattress.How how?On the side!
4. Do not forget to drink sleeping pills in the morning.
5. And before going to work - a liter of water.
6. On the same night, drink a liter of water and diuretic.
7. In the nose insert cotton wool so that air passing, but would be slightly out of breath.Fleece wear constantly.
8. It's hard to breathe?Ventilate the room often - some help.
9. Go to the clinic and turn the blood from a vein.How about that?AIDS and syphilis.No matter what you have to give up.
10. Three times a month for inspection at the proctologist.Mattress not you untying.
6-9 months
1. Every morning, sit on the revolving chair and steep for 10 minutes.When the vestibular system definitively refuses to cooperate with you - get up and get ready narabote.Oh, you rock?Sorry, it will pass.
2. Mattress inflate stronger.
3. Drink a diuretic, and the drink a glass of water every hour.
4. Try neotluchatsya from the workplace very often.Be alert and efficient throughout the work day.If you get it too easy - Increase your daily dose of sleeping pills.
5. Increase the weight of sandbags that you bind to the feet, are now let to 2 kilograms each.
6. evening without untying the mattress, go to bed and be a terrific lover!
7. If you think that your wife had another man - be lenient.
8. Pay wife more than your time and attention.Imagine - after all, she, too hard!
9. Go to the clinic and turn the blood from a vein.How about that?Yes, all in the same - to AIDS and syphilis.
10. Three times a month for inspection at the proctologist.Of course with a mattress that question?
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