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Parents consistently beat the crap out of me, but I know where to get MORE!

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Those born crawling - parted, I take off!

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saved from gulyanok - take a wife!

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If you trust - you definitely cheated, so I prefer to trust only themselves.

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While life you do not like, it passes

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Do you want me?Buy ...... pencil and roll lip

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Why in the relationship, one is always - bitch?And that I am?

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blue eyes I look through rose-colored glasses.And I do fioletovooo))))))))

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Soon the summer, and I undress and what not.

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Yeah-ah, such impudence, I have not seen.I go for another look!

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subscriber has died or hates you.

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heart asks affection and warmth, and life slips Lenor and battery ..

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Do not complain about destiny.Hey, maybe you is not very nice

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I angel wings ... But only in the wash, and a halo to be recharged.

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We are friends.Friends who hold hands, sunbathing, kissing passionately, gently seize each other, but still friends ...

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Call me crazy bitch, fatal bl ** Strongly rare and boorish, but I'll always be at hisopinion, I'm just a dandelion

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That's all you guys are ... When the alien girl is throwing the phone against the wall - it is passionate ... And when one - nutaya fucked ... !!

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rise, beauty, we expect great things, "but an inner voice whispers that if waiting means to love, and if you like, that's still half an hour wait.

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Yes !!!I am a child!!!I need to be on hand, to tell stories and give bright gifts !!!When you do that you will understand ???

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My ideal: the cute, smart, strong, stylish, active, sporty, fun.In general, goat, and selfish bastard)).

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We are not right for each other.I am a Leo, and you're an idiot!

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if you really jealous, then love truly.

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Every little girl in every shy sweetheart may be somewhere are hidden bl ... dskie genes grandmother ...

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I love people who throw Ponte and are exhibited.I'm 10 years in the circus was not, but I see these clowns regularly.

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9 out of 10 voices in my head screaming that I was crazy, and the tenth of the singing melody of Tetris

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know what women want?To be treated like a queen;but she wants it from the king, and not from a pawn.

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Smile passer - even dream!

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I without suffocating, and he - female, breathing.

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Women's logic - a complete pipets male psyche ...

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Men, is it bad to be under the thumb ???at least some - what but the roof !!!!

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What woman wants - that God wants.Hence the conclusion: God wants French perfume, flowers and married.

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