In the perestroika years, the naive faith in the West that Russia kondovaya rotation ass in favor of a civilized market, and flooded the country with free education programs.For example, I had a chance to spend six months in Britain for the internship program for young managers in the company of cheerful blockheads with All Russia.After sightseeing crush on the London Stock Exchange and in court, a trip to Oxford and beer tasting with jam (?) In the pubs, the curtain of this holiday life by British taxpayers we were taken to the training team building.
site resembled summer camp with a slight taste of reality show: prolezanie through cells rarely stretched rope fence to avoid jingling bells, climbing ropes and other dreams of Tarzan.Our ladies sour glances at his studs and hopelessly stupid climbed the stairs - to fly with the program no one wanted.
For the last exercise we were led to a rectangular area, fenced with ropes at waist level.At the center of the site was "sump Zhuravel" - to the top of the pillar dug vertically on the hinge was fastened across the stick - one end of the 2-fold shorter than the other.With short Zadran end up on a rope hung tin.Around the site were some dirty pipes, nuts and other iron midget.Pale, thin as a herring, an Englishwoman with a few whitish hairs explained that it is necessary to break into the team and with the help of fityulek as quickly as possible undoing something long enough for them to reach out to the banks and that same bank lowered.
people, already irritated by stupidity previous assignments and late on in the morning looking forward to the evening temptations of Soho, quietly rested on "seledkin" vigorous appeal «Go!» Did not respond at all.A resident of Albion looked around bewildered gaze fixed group dispassionately considering the grass under the feet of Russian and just took a deep breath in the lungs, to repeat the task, as our Vovan stepped forward and enthusiastically asked:
«So you are saying that the problem lies in the fact that the bank has fallen? '.
«Well, yes!" - With the hope of creating an island lit up.
manager managers solid company with Vova hitryuschie bully muzzle-sixth-grader picked up a stone heavier and closing his left eye, accurate throw zapulit him in the fucking bank.Bank hopelessly rattled and went down!Girls in a burst of gratitude for preserving manicure arranged Vovan ovation.Guys neighing offensive, dropping a thousand years of British culture teambuilding.The English opened her mouth, gasping for air as the perch to a saucepan of boiling water.
- It's against the rules!We had a group from Germany, Japan, and China.And twisted nuts!And you should!
- Why? - Vova was genuinely surprised.- The problem was that the bank has fallen.Look where the bank?You need a process or a result?
- because the rules - in impotent rage hissed, "herring".The battle of worldviews did not give her any chance of success.
And we went to a nearby pub to engage in real teambuilding.Moreover, that this too was paid for by British taxpayers.
Lenin mother
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