mid-70s.Parents and daughter aged 11-12 godkov.One day she came out of her room to the parents, who looked peacefully TV and businesslike asked "What is a member?ยป
not to say that mum and dad were not prepared for such questions.They just seemed to be two or three years they still have in stock, ready to pick up the relevant articles in encyclopedias (do not forget that in those days of sex in the country was not).
But what happened, happened.
They exchanged eloquent glances from which the pope knew what to say to him, and went with her daughter to the kitchen, where about fifteen minutes outlined the anatomical differences, men and women, where babies come from, what process it is preceded, and what role is played by a member.
After the lecture they came out from the kitchen to her mother, with father had the appearance of a rather solemn and important considering that coped brilliantly with the difficult task.
Child, on the contrary, has become even more thoughtful look, from which one could conclude that the explanation it something that is not arranged.
It's time to join her mother.Trying to sound a maximum of friendliness and trust, she asked her daughter to tell what caused the interest in the topic under discussion.
That led them to his room.On the student's desk lay an open volume of the Complete Works of James Fenimore Cooper.One of the phrases on the page sounded - "Tired travelers made a fire and began to warm by the fire their frozen members."
Parents with stony faces and turned around, leaving a daughter remains in a reverie, stiffly moved into the kitchen.
There have been two attacks of laughter.First hysterical, this obliged the stupidity of the situation, the second about 15 minutes, when they are already on the nerves waved alcohol mixed with cranberry juice and imagine what incredible picture should emerge in the mind of the child about the traditions and customs of the heroes of the adventure novel, after the father's explanations unknownword.
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