• If you have a black cat ran across the road, followed by a black mouse, followed by a black Beetle, and her granddaughter black, then dug Dedkov not turnip, and high-voltage cables!
• Why is no one lets the cat food with taste mice?
• Cats do not get used to people.They get used to their refrigerator.
• Advertising "Your pussy would buy" Whiskas "helped us to check the trainer Kuklachev. But it did not work out.
For Free - eating, and buying does not want to!
• Cats - the only animals that are fed forwhat they like ...
• If not gastronomic predilections, cat and mouse would live in perfect harmony.
• Jewish cat - it is poured into a saucer watered milk, the milk she drinks and water reserves in a saucer
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• You have nothing to feed your cat? Give it to us - we have nothing to feed our dog.
• CATS FLIES not eat - they have their snack.
• Your cat would buy "Whiskas" ... for their owners.
• Stomach kitten - less than a thimble, ... and eating bastard like an adult cat!
• Come to the man away. He opens the door for them, and suddenly there in the open door of the cat jumps. Bullet flies the attic... then to the basement garage ... then ... then ... then the roof to the dustbin ... Guests looking to understand nothing.The owner (sadly):
- Yes it is, I castrated him today.
- So what?
- Well, runs, cancel bye ...
• Fans of advertising.
recently received evidence that the cat Boris, involved in advertising cat food - castrated.On the screens out the movie "Boris - a great dancer."
• Mother daughter studying in university and living in a hostel.When my daughter came to her mother for the holidays, my mother asked:
- My daughter, you live in a dormitory with free love how you fend off crowds of fans?
- Very simply, I showed them his cat and said that she castrated him!
• According to statistics, the majority of urban household cats - good dancers.
• - Grandma, why do you call her cat, "Iris"?It is somehow outdated ...
- So he parasite me so, sometimes, get, granddaughters.As pnesh his foot from the heart, because it flies so smoothly tangentially.
• pacing the yard skinhead thug in a long coat.To him comes the old lady:
- Excuse me, for God's sake!My cat just killed your bull terrier!
- You Th lepish?Like a cat can kill a bull terrier ??
- He choked her ...
