Pope called my friend Ilya.In April 1970, at the height of the All-Union Lenin's centennial anniversary, she had a son, that is itself a friend.Newborn even got a silver commemorative medal on this occasion.With a profile of Lenin, right in the hospital.The pope called him to celebrate Volodya.The result was Vladimir Ilyich.
in childhood and adolescence is very then helped.And the teacher, and the school bullies in the subcortex sat that Lenin's better not to offend.Well, he carefully studied so as not to disgrace the honor.If someone hurt girls, splash weighing out fearlessly and mercilessly.As Lenin would be weighing out.
Only the name is not really combined - Tsarev.People could not help smiling.Maybe that's why Vova grew big prankster and in '91, when everything was possible for a chocolate, took the name of Lenin.It helps a lot to him for employment.This rapid test for the psyche of potential bosses.When he was presented with great dignity, one heads explode, and the other starts smiling tensely and false, frantically fumbling the button under the table.At that moment Volodya learned by rote spectacular gesture snatched and poked his nose right in your passport.
If a job was a hundred candidates, after such a visit, the best course is remembered by Vladimir Ilyich Lenin.While in high positions more bison were many Soviet era.For them to give up a resolution on "Lenin. Overarching!"It was a small fortune.
But all this is history, and recently Lenin relaxed Hawaiian gait transition of the former Lenin street in the wrong place.The street was completely empty - nearby burned red with crazy timer for three minutes.There was a native police and arrested for violation.Politsioner, healthy young man, reproachfully said - "there is a zebra!"Vladimir Ilyich sadly remembered him as just this zebra was shot down in broad daylight, the girl, and no one is able to catch.And that he, as a pedestrian only endangered himself.So bring it up for his own account as something ridiculous.In general, I asked to let go.Cop hurt barked: "You then do not try to negotiate with us!"
"And a thousand?"- Sadly I asked Vladimir Ilyich."It's another thing!"- Beamed police."I was joking!"- Even more sadly he explained Lenin - "a fine, two hundred, one of us is crazy?"Shmuck offended: "Well, then we'll make out. Show your passport! Nope? Then talk surname, first name, home address. We radioed immediately check!"Vladimir Ilyich fairly presented."Another joke? A home address, Mausoleum? Let something popravdopodobnee!"
Polukilogrammovaya radio more like a greeting from the Stone Age, than a device for communication with the All-Russian basis of the names and home addresses.Around packs like rabbits continued to run across an empty track other criminals.The penalty is forbidden to take the cash - only check.Passport No - write what they say.Lenin sympathized with the boy and suggested: "Well, let it be Kozlov, Ivan Ivanovich. Will go?"
Kozlov came.Every age has its heroes ...
HJK
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