• Celebration of the new year - a dinner, ending with breakfast ...
• People sign: "If you see a sober Father Frost, the more likely it is - Santa Claus!"
• Grandmother granddaughter asks:
- What would you like to receive a gift from Santa Claus?
- Birth control pills - meets girl.
- tick, what do you need this crap ?!- Terrified cries grandmother.
- Grandma, well, you think: I had four dolls, which I still have the fifth?
• There is somehow the man in the street he sees a woman sitting in a puddle.-
- Why are you sitting in a puddle?
- And I can Maiden, and can I melted!
• What with the first steps of their children are taught the Eskimos?
- Yellow Snow has not!Never eat yellow snow!
• Santa Claus pretty tipsy, comes to kindergarten.Around him going children.
- Grandfather Frost, the gifts you brought us?
- Gifts I brought you, little children, but will distribute them to you only after you choose a simple one task.In one day, Santa Claus performs 10 orders.In one order, he receives 50 rubles.What a day gets Santa Claus?Children begin to pull his arms and shouting excitedly.
- 500 rubles, Santa Claus!500 rubles, Santa Claus!Santa Claus in response makes expressive movement: the right hand puts the inside of the left elbow and the left bent at the elbow, raises a clenched fist vertically.
- Here you are, little children!And taxes?
• Unreal you Grandfather Frost ... Sober some.
• There is a Santa Claus on Tverskaya.Towards - prostitutes.Suitable one of them and says:
- Hello, Grandpa.
- Hello, granddaughter, you coming with only small presents I have not.
- Do not worry, Grandpa.But I have for you is.He unzips his pants and starts making a blowjob.
- AAA x, x-yyy, well done, but the neck is not cold.
• Santa Claus, has a pretty, comes on the next challenge:
- What do you want, my dear boy, as a gift?A child without a word, hit in the face of Santa Claus.
- Boy, what for?
- And this is for the last year.
• - Dad, guess what most train is late?
- What, son?
- One that you promised to give me another last New Year.
